How Do I Fuck Thee?

How do I fuck thee? Let me count the ways.

I fuck thee full depth, with your ass aloft,
deep as dick can probe, be-fore going soft.
To get hard again I shall fuck your face.

Then twat rougher, ’til, safe-word you say.
Giving cock seed, by sun and candlelight.

I fuck butt freely, knowing it’s not right;
I fuck cunt silly, once ass again you raise.

I fuck with a passion every twat I use–
old cunt's of doubt, and youthful snatch of faith.

I fuck ’em all like I got’s nothin’ to lose
With cock on taint, I’ll split thee with my breadth,
Moans, cries, screams – I hear none while pounding cooze,
’cause my real plan, is this: Fuck you to death.

FOR REFERENCE: The original of "How do I love thee" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.

I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.

I love thee freely, as men strive for right.
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.

I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.

I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.