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Click hereHow do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
1. When I roll you onto your tummy, and I... oh. No, you said you don't really like that.
2. When we... no, that's too personal for a poem that others might see.
3. ...
How do I love thee? Let me sum up the ways: 27.
No, that's not right. I forgot... 28.