I Go Without Clothes

--Borrowed from Billy Joel's "I go to Extremes." Mimi came up with this as a joke many years ago, but we liked it, so we kept singing it.--

Call me a nudist, call me a perv
Ask how I manage to work up the nerve
I like the feeling of sun on my skin
I like to air out my clit in the wind

Cold winter weather is my biggest fear
I wish that I could be naked all year
Someday I think that I will

Darlin’ I don’t know why I go without clothes
There ain’t a part of me that’s left unexposed
And if I stand, or I fall
I’m wearing nothing at all
Darlin’ I don’t know why I go without clothes

Back in the garden, working the land
If you see me you’ll see no farmer’s tan
Sex on the nude beach, coming in waves
That’s how I want to spend hot summer days

Fancy new blouse and nice skirt may look cute
But I feel best in my old birthday suit
Nothing fits quite like myself

Darlin’ I don’t know why I go without clothes
There ain’t a part of me that’s left unexposed
If it’s in front or behind
It’s no place the sun doesn’t shine
Darlin’ I don’t know why I go without clothes

Bask in the sunshine, dance in the rain
Feeling the breeze on my skin
Each time I do it I can’t wait to do it again

Freeing my body has unchained my soul
Loving the me that it shows
It’s crazy as fuck but it helps keep me sane
That’s why I go without clothes!

And if I stand, or I fall
I’m wearing nothing at all
Darlin’ I don’t know why I go without clothes

You know I don’t know why I go without clothes
There ain’t a part of me that’s left unexposed
If it’s in front or behind
It’s no place the sun doesn’t shine
Darlin’ I don’t know why I go without clothes

I don’t know why, I don’t know why

Yes I know why, Yes I know why…

I don’t wear clothes
I don’t like clothes.