In the darkness of night I awaited

In the darkness of night I awaited
'til all sounds of awake had abated.
No call from my man
so spread with left hand
And with right, I masturbated.

In the morning I such situated
And sheets were so saturated.
So I move my ass nigh
to place that was dry
With left hand my ass penetrated.

In comes my man, I elated
Said my pink he wanted to date it.
But I running so late
clock well past eight,
So he jerked and I merely ate it.