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Click hereIf always being horny and wet were a crime
Miss Libido would be locked up, doing hard time,
Because of her around-the-clock sexual desire
That keeps her nipples hard and her pussy on fire.
Her endless thirst no amount of water can quench.
Her panties and linen her pussy juice doth drench.
So horny is the lady Janelle Libido
That she comes when she hears "Tennessee Tuxedo!"
Now, maybe this will also sound a little dumb,
But when she sees "Big Lots" she thinks "Big Lots of come."
She loves to fuck her pussy with butternut squash
And then eat the squash raw with no preceding wash.
Around-the-clock Janelle Libido loves to fuck,
But she'll play with herself if she has no such luck.
She'll then be nude for hours, riding a dildo.
So horny is the lady Janelle Libido.