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Click hereFLAT EARTHER:
I will skreme this 2 you till I coff
If the Urth was round you would fall off
urth it is flat
your brain must be fat
something something rhyme with off
ROUND EARTHER:
As a child, you were dropped on your head
off the edge of your Flatt Urther bed
you're dense as uranium
missing your cranium
one less brain cell, you'd be dead
Lol! That's goio! Except "something somthing rhyme with off" but even that made me laugh so it's still a 5. 😀