Message To A Fan: Channeling A PS

'I know about: Your piercing obsession
Just like I was aware of my body;
Your brother, he brought one of my movies home;
When you saw me in it you were enthralled
But what you saw on the screen; an illusion,
Well somewhat, although I had a good time,
Or the broads had a nice time fucking me
I must say though I was well proportioned,
Pity it all ended, when I was shot.
My broad, smooth chest exploded, was no more:
Unhappy was I first, when I came here,
I couldn't cum or show my looks no more.
Misery; from not being able to have sex,
Lots of moments reflecting, missed my life.

It was this reflection; that made me want
To help men left behind be more sexy;
To channel it positive, for those on Earth;
Who have trouble connecting with women
In the Life Review; I felt your obsession,
And felt the pain of less attractive men,
Physically I mean, and wanted to help
I could have been a good Wingman on Earth,
But I was selfish that way, all for me.
But now I have a chance to help from here:
Give tips too, about personal hygiene,
And make men feel extra attractive.
When they feel ugly; and so down on themselves,
I know all this too well about your life.

I know you have a crush; and feel sad
Don't though because you can improve on it;
From Purgatory, I know how hard it is;
To be alone without physical sex
Your thoughts are scattered; and you don't feel whole,
And I also know about your illness,
Or what causes your great mental anguish
Don't feel sad though, you've beauty inside,
But I will help you shine on the outside.
Only then, will your beauty amplify:
And I know you are unhappy, so sad,
Nor have you entered a pretty woman.
I can change all that; if you are open to it,
Pun intended! Just believe in yourself.

For you: I will alter reality
You may have noticed look at your body;
That was me, made it disappear, the acne!
And have you rubbed one out very lately?
You may notice then; your volume increasing,
That was me too, I have caused mutation,
Of your production of semen just so
You will shoot more, to impress a woman!
And the feelings of bliss will last longer.
I'm also creating situations:
Where you will thrive, and run into women,
You just have to place yourself out there more.
I know your pain now; with your unrequited crush,
I place messages into her psyche.

In her dreams; I deliver these missives
Just for her to be more compassionate;
I also encourage better dress, and talk;
Don't be so scared to talk to females
Go out to more parties; to get your dick wet,
You are damaged sure, but not too broken,
Or not too much of a pitied lost cause
A couple last words of good advice though,
Don't feel discouraged by the fitness.
Everyone has to start their path somewhere:
Also your posture, straighten that gait up,
You are a great soul, don't spoil it, But! -

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Act a little chauvinistic; to both sexes,
Trust me it will work, and with that I'm gone!'