- Erotic Poetry
- My Favorite Kinks
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Ride-crops on ponies and whips kissing kittens,
Bright-colored asses and thick dicks that stiffen,
Beautiful subs that are tied up with strings -
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cream-covered pussies and crisp spoken orders,
Barbells and slave bells and pushing your borders,
Wild games I play to explore all my kinks -
These are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in sheer teddies with quick-open sashes,
Doms who would tell them to count out their lashes,
Silver white pain that melts into warm skin -
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the flog bites, when the crop stings,
When I'm feeling high
I simply submit to my favorite things
And let myself reach the sky!
- COMMENTS
Madmervynover 4 years agoWhat a delightful use of the words, and I could not help but sing the tune that I know they were written for. I can hear Julie Andrews singing them in my mind now. Delightful and fun.
Anonymousover 8 years agoEven the letters of praise on your writings are better than most of the submissions on here.
Heck even the poem (try?) is better than most submissions
Just.. not.... fair.
Connar1over 8 years agoHave found so little verse worthy of praise on here, and this is one of the few, well done! Keep it up!
EGRIalmost 9 years agoI have read all your stories but never clicked on your poetry. My loss until now. I must admit The Sound of Mucus is now a wee bit more tolerable
Cerisaover 9 years agoThis brought a smile to my face. Never going to be able to hear that song in the same way again. :-) thanks for sharing
small_town_girlover 9 years agoAuthorthis poem may indeed be a parody, but at the same time the sentiment in it is 100% real. it was written on a pure whim, and is dedicated to @northbaybear and @apple_of_eden who got the ball rolling when they asked me what my favorite things were... :D
@Ashesh9 - thank you so much! i love kisses, lashes, five stars AND little red favorite hearts! :D
@northbaybear - i told you this was all your fault. thank you for that! xoxo
@always_yes & @justahole - you two (and your stories) are also part of my favorite things...
@painedlove, @surrenderingangel, @karaline, @Welshdreamer42, and @trixareforkids - glad you enjoyed it! hope you check out my other submissions... if you like hot BDSM stories i promise there's some fun stuff there for you :)
@Apple_of_Eden - LOL i hereby decree your verse an official part of my poem. loved it! :D
@Pensivepoet - Oh my gosh, the images running in my head from that little gem...! thank you so very much! xoxo
