my poop wont leave my ass

I sat upon the toilet seat
Ready for a nice, sweet release
The smell of poo filled up the air
And I began to do my business without a care

But suddenly, a troubling feeling rose
As I pushed a little harder, a problem arose
A log got stuck halfway in and out
And I pushed and pushed, but it just wouldn't fall out

I felt the pain and the discomfort grew
As the stubborn log just sat there, stuck like glue
My face grew red, I pushed with all my might
But no matter what, it just wouldn't take flight

I felt like screaming out in agony
As my entire body began to shake and seethe
Almost a full minute passed me by
But the log refused to fall or even try

Until it broke into two with a loud crack
And one half of the log just fell back
But the other half still remained inside
And I knew that I had to push harder, or it'd ride

My mind raced, my heart began to pound
As I pushed harder and harder, to turn it around
At last, it gave way with a sudden plop
And I felt a great relief, as I watched it drop

I cleaned myself up and thanked the stars
For giving me a happy ending, without scars
I knew not to underestimate a poop
Or it might turn my day into a real woop!