- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Naked Rules
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Every nudist knows sunburn and to watch out for bees,
And to lookout for thorny bushes, rough bark on the trees.
To watch where you sit,
Making sure that you fit,
And being quite careful with elbows and knees.
Each nudist knows to carry a big, fluffy towel.
If you sit on bare furniture the owners will growl.
If your eyes linger too long
On a breast or a dong
As they’re throwing your ass out, management will scowl.
It isn’t that hard to follow these simple rules
It just is important you protect all your jewels.
The nudists are merry,
Some a bit hairy,
But naked people most often just don’t suffer fools.
- COMMENTS
Winter_Fareover 1 year agoThere once was a flasher from Stains
Whose cock was in charge of his brains
With an inch out the top
Of his trousers he'd stop
To wave his wood in gropecunt lane
A prostitute carrying shears
Was enough to reduce him to tears
It gave him a shock
When she trimmed off his cock
Cut his purse and then both of his ears
The constable heard the man bleat
But he wasn't too quick on his feet
When he came to arrive
The man was unalive
And the whore had took off up the street
The crux of the story is this
Only get your knob out for a piss
If you wave it at me
Then unfortunately
There will not be much left to kiss
