Naughty Nursery Rhymes

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Peter Piper pock'd his pecker into a pickled Pepper.
Into a pickled Pepper Peter's pecker pock'd.
If Peter Piper pock'd his pecker into a pickled Pepper,
Where's the pickled Pepper that Peter's pecker pock'd?

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Jack and Jill,
went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
on top of Jill,
and now they have a daughter.

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As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.

Dude.

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Slutty Sally sells her sea-self by the seashore.

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How much cock could a cumslut cuck if a cumslut could cuck cock?

(or)

How much peter could Piper pipe, if Piper could pipe Peter?

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Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating Miss Muffet's pie;
He put in his thumb,
And made the girl cum,
And said "What a good boy am I."

Little Miss Muffet
Muff on a tuffet,
Little Jack, eating away;
Tom Tucker spied her,
And sat down beside her,
Together they blew her all day.

Little Tommy Tucker
Sings for his supper.
What should we give him?
A Muffet to nut in.
How shall he fuck her,
without an erection?
Shove in his tongue,
for some oral inflection.

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Five little hussies fucking on the bed,
One fell down and bumped her head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
No more hussies fucking on the bed!

Four little hussies fucking on the bed,
One fell down and bumped her head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
No more hussies fucking on the bed!

Three little hussies fucking on the bed,
One fell down and bumped her head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
No more hussies fucking on the bed!

Two little hussies fucking on the bed,
One fell down and bumped her head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
No more hussies fucking on the bed!

One little hussy fucking on the bed,
She fell down and bumped her head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
Put those hussies in MY bed!

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The itsy bitsy spider crawled up on Wanda's twat.
Wanda came and squirted, and washed the spider off.
Out came the sun, and dried up all the goo,
and the itsy bitsy spider crawled on her twat anew.

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Mary had a neighbor boy,
whose dick she liked to blow.

And everywhere that Mary went,
the boy was sure to go.

She blew him in the school one day
which was against the rules.

It made ol' Mary laugh and play,
to blow the boy at school.

And so the teacher turned him out,
but still him lingered near,

And waited patiently about,
till Mary did appear.

“Why does the boy love Mary so?”
the eager children cry.

“Why, Mary sucks his dick, you know.”
the teacher did reply.

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London's panties, they fell down,
They fell down, they fell down,
London's panties, they fell down,
Naughty lady!

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Barb, Barb, bad seed,
Did a train you pull?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full.

One from Master,
One from Dane,
One from the neighbor boy,
Who lives down the lane.

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Little Bo-Peep, she gets no sleep,
The boys all know where to find her;
Won't leave her alone or go to their homes,
They invade her front and behind her.

Little Bo-Peep fell fast asleep,
And dreamt she heard them going;
But when she awoke, she found it a joke,
For they were still all cumming.

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Jack Sprat would eat no twat,
His wife won't eat his meat.
So betwixt them both you see,
Oral just weren't their thing.

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