New to me

I've never really done that.
I hope some day to try.
I wonder if I'm too fat.
Or from doing that I'd cry.
If its only crying that stills my willingness to will,
Then I should live without ambition
'Cause it must feel like dying
Akin to trying to cum without permission.
In fact of all the things I've never done and I'm sure there must be many,
Like fly to Mars or be the king or at least the most if any,
Of such much stuff I've yet to do I'll pick and choose and choose to loose and goose the moose and turn to booze then back on que with monthly dues I'll make the news. I am who's who! A cow says moo! Whoopty, whoopty,
Whew!!
I know I cant do everything at least not in a single life
but if i do do anything i will forever love my wife!
If that's ok with you honey?.....