No Underwear

While strolling through
     the mall one day
Just to past the time
     away
Whistling tunes and humming
     a merry song

I spied a young and
    gorgeous lass
She had the finest
    looking ass
I wondered, she wearing
     panties or a thong

So being the young and
     stupid me
Which all my friends
    knew I could be
I walked right up and
    asked her face to face

So with a smile and
     a piercing stare
She said 'neath this dress
     is no underwear
You could have heard
     a pin drop in that place

We're married now,
     kids everywhere
And still she wears
     no underwear
Don't get me wrong I'm
     not complaining one damn bit

To tell the truth
     old One Eyed Willie
Absolutly drives
     him silly
When her dress slides up
    when she goes to sit