Once Upon A Face

Once upon a time was a woman in lace.
She landed her vulva on her man's hairy face.
Her triangle of love was nowhere near bare,
She had a thick bush
It was covered with hair.
And she thought what a great place to sit;
With his nose up her ass and his tongue on her clit.
Her bush and his beard got all twisted and stuck.
But she was coming so hard she did not give a fuck!
But then she felt that she could really not move,
His hairy face stuck fast in her hairy groove.
She could not move, or get up, or go,
Just a really bad case of ...
Vulva Velcro.
So there she endured, many come after come.
With his mouth on her snatch, and his nose in her bum.
So bravely she took it with her loud moans and screams,
As her man almost drowned in her vaginal creams.
Then she said honey sorry you really won't like this
I've come so many times now... I've just got to go piss!
So they got the fire department to peel her off his face,
And off to the toilet did her sexy legs race,
So she sat there thinking,
as she took her leak,
Hot damn! That's the third time that's happened this week!
So the moral to the story is one we should all know:
Hairy beards and pussies can lead to Vulva Velcro!