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Click hereversas won too three
This poem should be red it out loud.
Am eye write to right this owed
Or is it a hobby-hoarse aye rowed?
Not by rode, but by river eye road.
A feet aye no, but eye save my feat
From walking two far. Sew!
Aye am write in the weigh two right this owed?
I, my pea sea tolled me sew!
See the sheep climb the hill?
The you by the gait has its own gate
Turn to the hill ewe have to climb
Have aye you're ascent two assent this hill?
Is the weigh in site, or do aye way the benefits still?
Aye am write in the weigh two right this owed?
I, my pea sea tolled me sew!
A steep climb, we come to an in,
Named for the barred, The Shakespeare arms.
Ewe won't come inn. Ewe say your bard
Just a quick be a aye say; too warm my feat by the great
Isle bee butt a minuet. This brake is grate.
Aye am write in the weigh two right this owed?
I, my pea sea tolled me sew!
Many of these examples of misspellings and others have
been collected from various stories on the Literotica web site.
In writing this, I was not trying to poke fun at anyone, but to illustrate some of the pitfalls that any one of us can fall into!
the way of weigh, tend to agree more with Kolkore than LeBroz.
...and I understand why the collection of found objects (mistakes) was supposed to be humorous. For some reason it just did not do it for me (perhaps it has to do with the heavy presentation of what amounts to a collection of technical mistakes).
Congrats on the little 'greenie'. This is a very densely woven display of the dangers inherent with spell checkers when coming to grips with homophones. In fact, there are so many homophones that it almost presents itself as a challenge to read and seems to lessen the impact of the message by its over-the-top display. Today, there are too many instances of confusion by writers as to which word they wish to use: to, too, two; its, it's; bear, bare; boar, bore; your, you're; board, bored; vein, vain; loose, lose, loss; and the list goes on...
I never liked poking fun at others' short comings. But if you make fun of the blind the deaf or the mentally disabled your poem will be applauded.
has been reommended in today's New Poems Review thread on Literotica's Poetry Feedback and Discussion forum. Thanks for the read!