- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Pandering
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I can't escape the feeling that this is just a joke re-told...
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Pandering
(A Pome, by CeVin_ChienElle)
So you're asking
"What can I do to please the critics," eh?
Well you're in luck.
I have beautiful, perfect advice.
Here I give you an example of something
which will please every critic.
It begins right after the line you're now reading:
- COMMENTS
CeVin_ChienElleover 3 years agoAuthorA little emotionally erect. I gotta wonder how many takes it took to get one that was usable?
FranziskaSissyover 3 years agoThe words are not spoken are allways the best!
Not only one of the cats living here with me had ever told me some .... They just purred and purring is just a safety valve system for happiness overflow .... So they take care of themself before running to a vet
Love your soul thoughts very much
Candy_Kane54over 3 years agoVery nice ... I couldn't have said it better myself ...
Reminds me of a scene from the movie "LA Story" where Steve Martin is waxing poetic about the feelings that the painting is eliciting from him, fairly erotic, in essence, and then when the camera pans to the painting, it's just a big white rectangle ...
