Repair Affair

You say you’re having an affair.
Yet for me you still care
And you want to live with me
As one big happy family.

Well if you want it so to be
And bed another and be free
Then know there shall be a price.
To be paid, It isn’t nice.

First, we sleep in beds apart
No little creeping moves will start
And one thing will be quite true
My lips and legs are closed to you

And this may come as quite a shock
But I will find another cock
I may love you but won't forget
So what you've given you will get.

What you spend on her account
I will take twice the amount
And these love funds will then
Be spent on my other men

New frisky clothes upon your bride
Shall lure others to her side.
And you will buy me lingerie
That other men will peel away

Then before a man I meet
You will prepare me as his treat
You will bathe me everywhere
Just in case a man goes there

Both sets of lips you’ll groom
And oil and scent them with perfume.
Put on my panties and brassiere
Dress me for an intent clear

To show you love me without hate
You’ll kiss me before each date
When I return, kiss me again
Then you might taste a bit of him

When I retire to my bed
My panties I'll lay by your head
Then you’ll know my night went well
From their wet and manly smell

Further, all the housework tasks
Will be yours when I ask
The laundry, kitchen and bath chores
At my command shall be yours.

Tell the kids when I’m gone
It is a business trip I’m on.
I'll be discrete don’t doubt
You disclose and you move out

Someday you may want me back
You're tired of the other track
If that day comes it may be
A better man I've found for me.

Yes, you will help me in this life
Where other men will bed your wife
This you started, seeds you've sown
So the results you must own

If you default, this deal is through
And my lawyer will call you.
Believe me, these words are real
You’ll sign the papers no appeal.

Proceed with caution, no delays.
Prove to me you changed your ways.
If not, please don’t whine or yell
It's your turn, I've gone thru hell.

End