Rules of Not Cheating

I’d dragged up Norrie’s luggage up to level two
Of our three-level rental that
Was only three short blocks to the famous lake.

My wife’s best friend from college reconnected
During lockdown on Facebook
Now her number one best friend including Zoom.

Norrie was one big and beautiful woman - BBW
I’d seen the beautiful woman parts
But I had not seen big and beautiful until now.

She had on such a pretty face and wicked smile
I wondered if that smile was for me
I was fully dressed but I felt naked in her eyes.

We paused before the next long set of stairs
As she rubbed my right arm muscle
“Sure you’re okay? You’re my big strong man today.”

We were standing so close I liked it so much
And Norrie smelled so freshly female
I opened my mouth for words but then she kissed it.

She was warm and soft yet firm and moistly yielding
I leaned in for more quite naturally
It was the best kiss that I’d had in twenty years.

We had to part lips at some point in our lives
We just smiled we’d just shared a moment
My wife was shouting down “Where are you guys?!”

The afternoon and evening warmly strange for me
Waiting for a sign or something
That finally came two minutes in her bedroom.

“I fall asleep right away,” she proclaimed to me
“But then I wake up right around 1:30;”
“1:30” she repeated just in case I didn’t get it.

My silenced cellphone vibrated dancing on my belly
My wife’s sonorous snoring such a comfort
I kept my boxers on padding down the hallway.

Norrie was sweetly waiting in a man’s big tee
And panties I would find out later
“It’s not cheating,” she said, “if one of us stays dressed.”

I didn’t know that rule all I knew was that her husband
Was always golfing going coming back
I wondered if he golfed at night with glowing balls.

We hugged into her big guest room together
My boxers got pulled off me just inside
“One of us has to be naked” she said rule two.

We snuggled up in bed warmed by her body
I tried to touch her pantied rear her front
“Oh no: that feels like cheating” she said rule three.

Norrie kissed all over I did not resist those kisses
Since she knew all the rules and very soon
Her mouth her lips her tongue knew all my body.

Her hand got wrapped around my happy penis and
She stroked so gently never squeezing
No rules were broken so this wasn’t cheating.

“We’ll probably need a towel for you” she said
The hamper was in her guest bath
She laid out one used towel and resumed stroking.

“I’m going to cum” I told this late night wet dream
Quite frankly so she increased her speed
My wife’s continued snoring our reverse alarm.

I came so hard I shot straight up but then it splashed
Right down on to the bed oh so Newtonian
On the towel as well as me with all my drip drip drippings.

She needed paper towels for cleaning but just then
The snoring signal suddenly had ceased
I kissed her quickly re-putting on my boxers.

I snuggled close to my wife only hearing her
Snore-less yet less sonorous breathing
Only one of us was naked so I slept a guilt-free sleep.

The rest of our dream vacation time with Norrie
Was so nicely warm and loving that
My wife: “How sweet to see the two of you together!”

Zoom calls are so much nicer since my wife as always
Takes her so so long to just get ready
Norrie and I point our laptop cameras everywhere.