- Erotic Poetry
- Sex In The Olympics
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If sex was made an Olympic sport
It would not be on a field or a court.
The experts have said
It would be held in a bed
At a palatial and elegant resort.
Gold metals would be only given to two.
They’d be judged on how well that they screw.
The winners could boast
They’d climaxed the most,
And in this competition there’d be no taboo.
The judges would all be in the nude,
And the fucking would be most carefully viewed.
They’d rate the orgasms,
Eliminating spasms,
And disqualify fuckers no longer in the mood.
The winners would be publicized on tv.
They’d be interviewed for the nation to see
Who could keep screwing
With ten judges viewing,
And never have to stop once to pee.
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