She'll Do Tom, Dick, And Harry

She showed me some things that she liked to do.
After she showed me, then I liked them too.
She taught me just how to find her G-spot.
After I found it, she said she liked that a lot.
She showed me some things she did with her lips.
She did other things that sent me on sensual trips.
Her sexual place smelled a little like rose.
She could suck a baseball through a garden hose.
She could tighten the muscles of her tasty sex.
She could hold me inside her with the muscles she’d flex.
She could last many hours without stopping, in bed.
“I’ll do whatever you want,” she enthusiastically said.
“I’ll try anything that you’d like me to try.
I’ll sleep with a girl or I’ll do stuff with a guy.
Whatever I do I promise will be top notch.
I’ll fuck other guys and I’ll let you watch.
I’ll do you outdoors or in some exotic place.
I’ll fuck you for hours at a Herculean pace.
Whatever I do, I promise you it will vary.
If you want me to, I will do Tom, Dick, and Harry.” 
She has kept her promise and given me her best.
She has proven her devotion and passed every test.
She has demonstrated her commitment and love.
She has always gone more than one step above.
Her talent and loyalty has been more than I’d hope for.
I simply want to know, “Who could ask anything more?”