Southern Girls

I reckon there's more than one type of southern girl
We have our own language and live in our own world
We all have that famous sexy, southern drawl
With which we use to greet with a Howdy y'all
We like goin' swimmin' wearin' nuthin' at all
When you visit, we know how to be gracious
We say sugah, dahlin', honey bun, and precious,
And bless yo li'l pea pickin' heart
We have entertainin' down to an art
Ain't nuthin' like true southern girls

Some like to go muddin' gettin' down and dirty
But are still very sexy and even quite flirty
Carryin' a shotgun goin' to the woods to hunt
However, when needed they can be quite blunt
Some like goin' bass fishin' and drivin' old trucks
And wouldn't leave the south for a million bucks
These southern girls are proud to be rednecks
Redneck girls say fuckin' and not "having sex"
Don't make 'em mad cuz they won't run from a fight
They really like wearin' their blue jeans tight
Ain't nuthin' like true southern girls

They know how to fuck and take care of their man
They will pitch a hissy fit just 'cause they can
Goin' from bein' a lady to bein' redneck crazy
You won't find a southern girl layin' around bein' lazy
They love socializin', line dancin', and drinkin' beer
They may call you sugah pie, honey, and dear
Full of fiery passion, tears, laughter, and sass
That's what we here in the deep south call class
Ain't nuthin' like true southern girls

I am not your typical southern girl
But baby, I know how to rock your world
Call me a Heart of Dixie country girl
I can wear my hair straight or wear it curled
I don't like muddin' and getting down and dirty
But I can still be sexy and even quite flirty
In the bedroom I can certainly hold my own
I haven't done my job if I don't make you moan
Ain't nuthin' like this southern girl

In my whole entire life I've never fired a gun
But if you wanna teach me, I'll letcha, hon
I really like drivin' my Silverado truck
That 4-wheel drive takes me thru mud and muck
I prefer readin' a book to goin' bass fishin'
Under the stars at night I find myself wishin'
I love sittin' on the porch drinkin' sweet iced tea
Gettin' on Ancestry.com to trace my family tree
I am damn proud to be a southern country girl
Don't forget, baby, I know how to rock your world
But don't make me mad cuz you sho'nuff won't win
It won't matter to me whether or not you're kin
Ain't nuthin' like this southern girl

I love God, my country, family, and friends
If I upset you I will try to make amends
Photography, readin', writin', and cookin'
Watchin' movies at home, eatin' popcorn, and cuddlin'
Is my kind of evenin' rather than a night on the town
Get me pissed off and I will not back down
I prefer my jeans, T-shirt, and tennis shoes
And all kinds of music, including Jazz and the Blues
I am full of fiery passion, tears, laughter, and sass
It's what we down here in the south call class
Ain't nuthin' like this southern girl

I do love to socialize, but I don't line dance or drink beer
You can stop by the store and buy me a Dr. Pepper, dear
One thing about me that you really should know
You would rather be my friend than be my foe
I will kick your ass if you make me mad
I'm a naughty girl who loves being bad
Southern born and southern bred
Nuthin' more needs to be said
Ain't nuthin' like this southern girl

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