Strolling Down Porn Memory Lane

Putting this together I thought would be quite a pain,
But those who do not venture are those who do not gain.
It's a word all have heard. I'll remember that refrain
As I'm leisurely strolling down Porn Memory Lane.

The ex-mermaid must drink jism or return to sea.
So, she swallows loads of jism and does it gleefully.

The boss lady is cranky because she needs hard dick.
Dick-pound her pussy hard. Shoot your batter that's so thick.

She is "sexed as a wild cat" and oozing honey dew.
Spread nude in Beaver magazine, she is quite the view.

She is nude in the bathtub while watching the plumber,
Who takes her invitation to join and plunge her.

"I may look innocent, but actually I'm a slut,"
Then, soon she is fucked hard in her pussy and her butt.

A Penthouse Letters volume—it was therein I read
Of sorority gals masturbating in their beds.

The NYC lady cop has a rose in her hair.
As her pussy oozes juice she has a distant stare.

Wifey squeezes breast milk into his cereal bowl.
Hubby fucks pregnant wife, makes her pussy overflow.

Candy Samples masturbated in a restroom stall
And squirted the door and floor—in a CHURCH most of all!

Nude and smiling at the cam as she giggles and farts,
But soon she has a shocked look when suddenly she sharts.

"You're not getting enough sex," the thick lady did say.
Lady wanted to play, and—Man—did the lady play.

The juice from her pussy "could fill a 10-gallon hat."
She probably ejaculates when she pets her cat.

He masturbates and growlingly spurts thick ropes of come.
Then she masturbates. She shrieks, squirts juices, then goes numb.

She is squatting, nude, masturbating against her bed.
She squirts juices across the room from her clitty head.

The lawyer is on the phone being fucked from behind.
The power of her orgasms surely blows her mind.