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We say “pee pee” and “tinkle”
And call it “down there”
We say “poo poo” and “caa caa”
And pretend we don’t care
We call a penis a “dick”
And her breasts are her “tits”
When things go bad
We say it’s the “shits”
Our sex organ is hated
For bad things we blame it
You can tell by our blushing
And the dumb things we name it.