Texting New Guy

Show me your nipples
He texted.
No, Sunshine.
You will wait
Until I choose
To show them to you
In person.
When will that be
He asks.
We’ve been out
Twice and
I took you out
On my boat
Twice too.
Oh. I’m so sorry.
I didn’t realize
Everyone on the boat
Had to show you their tits.
They don’t
He says.
The rule is
Ass, grass or gas.
Fine
I say.
I’ll pay for gas.
Nope
He says
You only get
The first option.
Or no more boat.
Oh, Sunshine,
I say,
I don’t give a fuck
About your boat.
When I finally
See them,
He says,
I’m going to
Bite them hard
To punish you
For making me wait.
Oh. Sunshine. Yes.
And as I am
Telling her
All of this,
You walk into
The kitchen
And say,
He’s a douche.
She agrees,
And says
I don’t like
The way
He talks
To you.
Its all about
Sex.
I don’t disagree.
But
I also
Enjoy
The banter,
The attention.
And I am always
So aware that
You and she
Will be
In bed
Together
When I am home
In my bed
Alone.
You will have
Her nipples
To look at,
To play with,
To suck on,
To bite.
Maybe
I just want
Someone
To want
My nipples
In their hands,
In their mouth,
In their teeth,
In their bed
Too.