The MP Song

(Author’s Note: You may have read verses of this song in some of my stories. I wrote this song because some very obnoxious male friends of mine chastised me for having the audacity to ask why everything is dick-oriented online or in games. They dared me to make something about the vajayjay, so that’s why I wrote this song last year, and I made it as purposefully obnoxious as possible, so obnoxious that even I can’t stand it. This song is obviously meant to be humorous, but if you like it, then don't hesitate to say so...Enjoy the cringe. LQ1203).

“My Pussy”

(First Verse)

I want to walk around all day without a stitch of clothes
And shake my bare ass like all those nasty ho’s,
Cause I got my body and my body's got me,
But most of all I've got my wet, horny pussy!

(First Pre-Chorus)

I've got an hourglass body with my big D tits,
and I'll shake 'em up and down till you lose your wits,
And then I'll suck your dick or your big, fat clit,
And I'll stroke my hairy twat till it pops like a zit!

(First Chorus)

Yeah, my pussy!
Oh, oh!
My pussy!
Oh, oh!
I put it in your mouth, oh, it squirts into your mouth!
It is my pussy!
Oh, oh!
My pussy!
Oh, oh!
I’ll wrap it round your cock, oh, it squirts onto your cock!
It is my pussy!
Squirt, squirt!
My pussy!
Oh, oh!
My pussy!

(Second Verse)

I want to grab your big dick and your great big balls,
And I’ll jack 'em up and down till you cum on the walls.
Yeah, I'll suck your bouncing titties and your big, fat clit
And I’ll watch your pulsing pussy go squit, squit, squit!

(Second Pre-Chorus)

I'll take a virgin in my hole
And watch his virgin face explode.
I’ll make him suck my big D tits
Until his long, hard dick gets lit,
And then he'll pound my pussy cheeks
Until he cums in me balls deep,
And then I’ll cum wet, wild, and free
Cream filling my big, wet pussy!

(Second Chorus)

Oh, yeah, it is my pussy!
Oh, oh!
My pussy!
Squirt, squirt!
I put it in your mouth, oh, it squirts into your mouth!
It is my pussy!
Oh, oh!
My pussy!
Oh, oh!
I rub it on your twat, oh, your big, fat, creamy twat!
It is my pussy!
Squirt, squirt!
My pussy!
Squirt, squirt!
My pussy!

(Bridge)

I need it, I need it, and any dick will do.
I'll even take a dildo or another pussy too.
And if I can't find another soul to fill my horny aching hole,
Then I'll just grab the nearest simp to up and rim my hairy bowel!

(Final Verse)

Oh fuck me, oh fuck me, in the middle of the street.
I want to fuck a stud like a bitch in heat.
I'll take him in my mouth, and I’ll suck that cock,
and then he'll fuck my hairy pussy till he pops my twat!

(Final chorus)

Yeah, my pussy!
Oh, oh!
My pussy!
Oh, oh!
I put it in your mouth, oh, it squirts into your mouth!
It is my pussy!
Oh, oh!
My pussy!
Oh, oh!
My big, fat, horny, hairy, wet, fucked pussy!
Oh, oh!
It is my pussy!
Squirt, squirt!
My pussy!
Squirt, squirt!
My pussy!
Cum, cum!
My pussy!
Slurp, slurp!
My pussy!

(Outro) (Fade, Repeat)

And my big, fucked asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole…