- Erotic Poetry
- The problem with shaving your cooch
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Hear me out, for you’re about to discover some serious truths, but mostly hyperbole
Every woman these days is shaving her bush
Uprooting the forest around that Amazonian river bed like a Brazilian,
And it is this deforestation that is the sole cause of global warming.
Oh daughters of mother Gaia, be warned
Any river without a forest will dry up sooner than later!
And wanna know why we have a lack of well trained warriors?
This same clear cut is also preventing boys from becoming men
For any young man who never had to find the source of a river deep within a jungle
Greatly missed out on a rites of passage
The number one heroes journey
Of becoming a man.
And now we have a masculine population
Who can’t even find your magic mushroom on your completely laminated floor.
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