- Non-Erotic Poetry
- The Truth About Canada
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O Canada,
Friendly Land,
Beautiful Land,
Lovely Land.
Land of passive aggressive people,
Land of fake people,
Lake of phony smiles,
Land of back stabbers.
Come for the poutine,
avoid the phonies,
Watch your back,
trust no one.
They smile to your face.
They spit on the ground.
They cough when you come near.
They hate everyone who isn't one of them.
They mock America,
yet they're more racist than anyone,
they just hide it better,
can't trust a Canadian.
- COMMENTS
tazz317about 6 years agowhile Canadians remain loyal to Canada, TK U MLJ LV NV
Anonymousabout 6 years agoKeep deleting the comments telling you how terrible your writing is.
You know its the truth.
Do us all a favor and find something else to waste your time on.
