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- Tony’s Vintage Comic Fetish
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Wid one hand spankin' da monkey,
dhe udder one on a bible
come from Tijuana
I got in Nono Alfredo's house
now dat he's wid dhe fishes,
Fongoul! I'm a fool
for dem Betty Boop boobs,
bigger dhan Olive Oyl's tits
who dhinks mabee Popeye's piccolo
ain't as big as Wimpy's is.
And when dhere ain't no Tom, Dick, or Harry,
Betty and Olive, dhey're lezzies,
and dhough Olive likes a clean shaven man,
dhe man in her, whatchamacallit,
boat is hairy.
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