- Erotic Poetry
- Too Many Flat Spots
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Way too many flat spots with a lot of crap on top it
If I could I’d throw ‘em in a wood-chipper to chip and mince and chop it
My filing system seems to be just set it there or drop it
I say I’ll get it straightened out my spouse just says oh just stop it
She said stop your bullshitting me and I’ll stop bullshitting you
You ain’t gonna straighten out your shit no matter what you do
Though I need a shovel to find every last months bill
For some reason I still love you and I guess I always will
For some reason I still love you and it ain’t just happenstance
For some reason I still love you since your eyes made their first glance
Made a glance upon me way back when and I guess it really stuck
Don’t mind your piles of junk everywhere so long as you can fuck
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