- Erotic Poetry
- Twisted Toons' filthy alpine take
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With apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein -
Clovers on nipples
And bite marks on taught thighs
Razer-sharp daggers and passionate sighs
Plain paper packages the mailman brings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream-spattered blankets and bright brazen buckles
Dildos and butt plugs and hard-clenching knuckles
Hearty moans and deep sighs and tiny g strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in ripped fishnets with tear-stained lipstick
Lube drops that slip over hard throbbing prick
Shocked little cries that my sub sings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the crop bites
When the belt stings
When my Domme is mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And I'll still feel just as bad
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 4 years agoI'm never going to be able to watch The Sound Of Music with a straight face again.
