- Erotic Poetry
- Two limericks
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Click hereThese two limericks are taken from my story, "The Girl Who Lived a Limerick." It is to be published in Exhibitionist & Voyeur. The first limerick is as follows:
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There once was a girl from St. Paul
Whose relationships went the long haul
But once in a while
With a wink and a smile
She was open to Tom, Dick, or Saul
The second limerick:
There once was a girl from next door
With charms that one could not ignore
Sexy and sweet
And always upbeat
She was perfect: One could never want more
My lover had a flaw: It was clear
The desire to cheat always near
But I kept her in check
With my hands round her neck
Since the girl is turned on by her fear
For her love was a love that was more than a love
And the sex was a tool, for her work or right here
But her love for her man was total, I’m sure.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 1 year ago1* for the embarrassingly immature response in comments. Your readers are entitled to their opinions - even if they aren't the same as yours. Get help.
Anonymousover 5 years agoYour retort to the critical commenter was superb! Bumped the rest of the work way over five stars.
Reminded me of the scene in Cyrano de Bergerac where Cryano tells his opponent that he will fight a duel (sword fight) with him while composing a poem, and then when he has completed his poem, he will "thrust home" and finish the duel; and does exactly that.
JBEdwardsover 6 years agoAuthorI do not usually respond to this type of comment, but since it appears you have tried to spread your offensive remarks on my poem to comments of other writers' poems, I will this time. Here is my response:
A poem can sometimes provoke
Thoughts often left better unspoke
But on occasion a clown
With a sneer and a frown
Reveals he's really a dope
Anonymousover 6 years ago1. boring -- should be Tom's dick or Saul
2 .very boring
3. chauvinistic and violent to us ladies
4. wtf
