Two Original Limericks

There was a young guy from Sioux City
Who dated a babe oh so pretty;
Her ass he did fuck,
But his cock she’d not suck,
“Don’t fancy a rod quite so shitty.”

For his birthday she’d try to detect
The best gift and then go select;
Sports tickets, they’re fine,
Or a case of good wine,
“Your tongue up my ass would be perfect.”