- Erotic Poetry
- Viva Viagra!
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(Better when sung to the song, Viva Las Vegas.)
No longer eager,
To please the beaver.
No longer can I hump,
Long enough to pump,
To please the pussy.
"I'm such a wussy."
If only I could pound
The pubic pussy mound,
I'd happily seal
The sexual deal,
I miss fucking pussy.
"I'm such a wussy."
For me to slam
The pussy clam,
I need a sex aid,
Even just a band aid,
"Viva Viagra!
Viva Viagra!"
No longer a wussy,
I love fucking pussy.
Now able to pound,
The pubic pussy mound,
I'm happy to seal,
The sexual deal.
"Viva Viagra!
Viva Viagra!
Viva! Viva! Viagra!
Now, I have this headache,
And then there's the backache.
"Demon Viagra!"
- COMMENTS
Client8about 3 years agoViagra was originally developed primarly for women to treat pulmonary hypertension - a condition where blood vessels in the lung constrict and raise blood pressure to dangerously high levels. Viagra reversed that, by, wait for it, relaxing blood vessels and increasing blood flow. Guess what the side effects on men were?
clintorresalmost 9 years agoShould you choose to write about testosterone supplements, it'll be worth the wait!
LAROCover 11 years agoFOR A LADY YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT VIAGRA !!!!!!! IT'S NOT ALL THAT GREAT. YOUR POEM IS SO MUCH BETTER. AS EVER ..........LAROC OF AGES
Jem60over 11 years agoYou are spot on about those nasty headaches,sore backs, and never mind the Blue lagoon that seems to wash over everything! Thank goodness for Cialis!
tazz317almost 12 years agothere were quite a few missing descriptions, The Bearded Clam, The Hole Below, Snappers Delight etc etc but you got the point across. TK U MLJ LV NV
