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- What Kind of Alcohol I Like
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A Dumb Poem About What Kind of Alcohol I Like
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I don't need a ten dollar drink
I just need something light
So I can think
I don't need a wine or, whiskey sour
Nurse the Hein and flav water, an hour
Mountain Dew Zero Sugar Baja Blast
People roll their eyes, as I walk past
Hard Simply Peach, poured from the can
Shut up about my drinks, I'm still a man
Miller Light is fine, Stella is great
Any drink that burns too much
That's what I hate
Can't have Screwdrivers
Teeth are too bad
Dreaming of everything sour I miss
Waking up so sad
Apple juice and vodka
What is that called?
Name the drink after me!
Apples aren't sour,
The universe pities what it can see!
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