Where Cock is King

In the City of Bologna, cock is king
for every gal with a wedding ring
Mothers do teach their daughter
Sucking cock is your special order
Keep your husband faithful and true
Blowing him is what you do
Encourage coitus when desired
If one night hubby hasn't fired
Grab his flaccid pepperoni
Between your lips like a bologni
Suck that prick like a sausage stick
Until sperm shoots out his dick
Swallow every drop of cum
So he'll know you are not dumb
A well blown spouse will never stray
into another's arms when away
Remember the caveat does exist
"If your mouth is sore, use your wrist"

Life is tranquil in this city quaint
where a cock sucker is the patron saint
The Neptune statue affront the duomo
is a long dicked man admired by homos
A priest who might stray
Will be saved by penis play
For Men whose wive's refuse prick's taste
A sword swallower is no disgrace
Available most every day
Penis suckers are usually gay
They do the job with verve and gusto
For those whose wives refuse to blow
Others manage with panache
To stick their tongue up in your ass
Such acts need no excuse
Every dick needs to juice
Men who can't hold an erection
Wear a cock ring for protection
They get stiff in anticipation
of a cock sucking invitation

If you want your penis kissed
Find yourself a good mistress
or try a putana on the viale
Who will blow you into nightly folly
Though beneath her mini-gonna
you'll find eight inches of bologna
In this walled fair city
women's mouths are pretty
overflowing with prick sperm
Their reputation is well earned
God bless the gals and guy who suck
and the rest who love to fuck
If you're traveling take a fling
Go to Bologna where cock is king

* The City of Bologna in Northern Italy is famous
for it's specialty, cock sucking, also called fellatio. In their
dialect it is called a "bocino," while in other parts of Italy it is
called a "pompino." While practiced by every housewife and
girl friend it is also common among "transvestiti" or transsexuals
who work the circular "Viale " that rings the city with prostitutes,
standing of course on different corners.