- Non-Erotic Poetry
- World's Oldest
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I am the world's oldest virgin.
In desperate need of a surgeon.
Why is that you ask?
Might as well wear a mask.
The women refused to make love to me.
I'll drown my sorrows in a hot cup of tea.
No one wants me, it's a fact of life.
Open my heart with a kitchen knife.
The older I get and wither within.
Not having sex is one big sin.
Will I stay pure until I'm dead?
Or should I kill myself instead?
I deserve a chance at happiness.
Instead of all this crap filled madness.
My bad luck will never ever stop.
My head is about ready to pop.
I go here, I go there.
Still women don't care.
I'm in pain, ever so slowly.
Everyday I grow so lonely.
Why was I born if not to experience pleasure?
My body growing old as buried treasure.
I'm the only one not having any fun.
Scramble my brains with a loaded gun.
The more I talk, the more I grow sad.
The more I think, I grow ever mad.
Right now I feel like crying.
Deep inside it's like I'm dying.
This life of mine will never change.
The rest of the world is very strange.
A life that ends in one big mess.
I'm going now before I'm depressed.
- COMMENTS
blkassbabeabout 6 years agoI don't know if you meant it to be but this is very funny. Part of me is going 'aww, cuh dear". The other part is laughing.
On a serious note, sex can be amazing but relationships can be a lot of trauma too. Learn to make love to yourself and to get to know yourself and embrace you. Perhaps someone may be attracted to your positive nature, confidence and the good inside you.
