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Click hereOh I must be mad, must be mad.
I am considering sugaring with my .....,
She likes the idea for what its worth,
Oh I must be mad, must be mad.
We stumbled on the site just by luck,
We met for a coffee for what its worth,
Oh I must be mad, must be mad.
She is keen to (l)earn from her dear .....,
We broached the topic for what its worth,
Oh I must be mad, must be mad.
She has been a dear so long without fear,
She now wants more of me for what its worth,
Oh I must be mad, must be mad.
We very well know it is a taboo,
Should we still peakaboo,
Oh I must be mad, must be mad.
The Alchemist said the whole word will shine,
And conspire together to show up a sign,
Oh I must be mad, must be mad.
She did push a paper and asked me to sign,
A credit card application she is pointing to sign,
Oh I must be mad, must be mad.
I have heard about terms signed with tough riders,
This might just be the one for a free rider,
Oh I must be mad, must be mad.
Would she take advantage at this age of my life,
Should I just part some hard earned wage of my life,
Oh I must be mad, must be mad.
Must I be glad for what its worth,
Shall I be bad and just check her out,
Oh I must be bad, not just mad.
Yes I must be bad, not just mad !!!
"She did push a paper and asked me to sign,
A credit card application she is pointing to sign" - Funny... :)