You Sent Me A Selfie

You texted me a picture
showing me your new haircut
wearing the black collared shirt
that we had shopped for together.
You look broad shouldered
and so damn handsome.
You are also wearing your glasses.
Which you rarely do.
They make you look hot.
You are looking into the camera.
And I felt that look between my legs.

Fuck.

The things I would type
if I weren’t afraid
she would read your texts.

I would say
holy fuck
you look so good.

I would say
I can’t wait
to get my hands
on that hair
fist my fingers in it
pull your mouth
to mine then
drag you
down my body
and hold you
between my legs

I would say
when you wear your glasses
it makes me want to
take them off you
and kiss you
for hours.

I would say
I’m going to save this picture
and look at it tonight
when we are not together
and my fingers are dancing
on my clit.

I did not say any of this.

I simply said
Oh cute.
I wanna mess it up LOL.
Because if you put LOL
after a suggestive comment
it erases the suggestiveness and
makes it funny
and easier to explain
to your wife
if she sees it.

But goddamn.

I wish I could tell you
all the dirty things
that I think
when you send me
pictures like that.

But I can’t.

The most I can get away with is
Oh.
Cute.
I wanna mess it up
LOL.

And I hope you know
what I mean
how I feel
looking at that picture
of you.

And I hope
when you read my
lighthearted comment
you can read between the lines.

And I hope when I say
I wanna mess it up
LOL
you understand
it’s only funny
because
it’s true.