You Suck

Hello, Mr. landlord, you cheap little shit.
I want to face you and give you a big hit.

You're so dumb and very cheap.
Bury yourself in a hole so deep.

The promises you make are nothing but dirt.
Much as your old and wrinkled white shirt.

We ask for help and you don't come.
Hear us now you worthless old bum.

If you can't handle it, then you should leave.
Unless you do something and make me believe.

You speak to me now and I'll certainly walk away.
I've got better things to do than stand here today.

Do your damn job and I'll be impressed.
Just looking at you makes me depressed.

The thought of you just sickens us.
You're better off run over by a bus.

You made your tenants look like fools.
Fix those repairs with your unused tools.

If push comes to shove I'll sign a petition.
Instead of waiting and dying of malnutrition.

The minute you go the sooner the better.
Sign and sealed like a beat up old letter.

Once you go we'll go out and celebrate.
On and on until it's very dark and late.

Off you go my dear little peter.
You're as stiff as a parking meter.