Z The QWERTY Perspective

This is more like a thought piece than a poem but did not know where else to put it, I hope you enjoy it!

It’s been a while since anyone has touched me,
All of the others get a great pounding every day.
Their chatter is like mocking laughter to my ears.
I am left forgotten most of the time and I fucking hate it.

My neighbors to the left think they have power over me,
Always using me to perform menial tasks, but I never get any payoff.
Whenever I make the cut it’s instant gratification, but I rarely get off.

That Asshole above me loves to shit on my face every day,
It’s cum leaking all over the keyboard and when it pairs up with control…
they just fuck everybody over because no one knows what will happen next.
Are we gonna duplicate, get cut and pasted, what the fuck is gonna happen?

That Slut next to Asshole love to pair up constantly and their moans are deafening to the ears.
Slut loves Getting Fucked by Dick and she takes it up the Ass too.
On very rare occasions I get to screw Slut over when I get stroked instead of her.
However, that bitch likes control and she saves everything, making her the most loved of us all.

Now somehow someone thought it was a good idea to put me next to my eX,
And she came along with Cunt and Vagina and I can’t stand any of them.
There are times when I thought my eX got pounded less than me but she paired up with S and some vowel and gets fucked more than I could ever dream, and her Friends Cunt and Vagina rub it in my face. Control Z damn it, I didn’t mean it in the way that came out, I would not have those two bitches put anything in my face.

There are times when I am pounded I get to achieve double Orgasms but that is short-lived.
And sometimes I do the unthinkable, and pair up with the same vowel that fucked me over with my ex and slut and we mingle with a Bitch that is Randy and that fucking Asshole gets to cum again, I can’t stand when that happens but my key gets hard nonetheless.

I have a friend named Pussy across the way and the only time I get to see her is when asshole gets in the middle of things...I really can’t stand upstairs neighbors, Fuck!
There is one other letter in here that seems as mad as me and that’s Jealous,
But he is Getting Head all of the time so I don’t see the problem!

Even though I cannot stand Asshole, Slut, my eX, Cunt, and Vagina there is one I hate more than ever and it’s that fucking none number Zero, yes I spelled it out! That motherfucker steals opportunities away from me all of the time and I am sick of it!
Not to mention he gets to fuck Pussy when he wants and has unlimited Orgasms.

Well, I am done with this rant, but before I go,
ZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZPZP

Fuck yes,
That was good!