A Sexy Little Bitch

"And just how was I supposed to do that? You hung up on me when I called and you ran every time you saw me coming your way."

"You could have found a way without embarrassing me."

"You have no one but yourself to blame for that. The kiss you gave the guy along with the smirks pushed me over the edge. Your fault Francine. Totally on you."

"I can't undo it so let's just get to the reason I'm here."

"No need now. Your actions killed any desire I had for explaining. I just don't give a shit anymore."

"Then humor me. Give me what I missed."

I looked at her and then decided to just do it; get it over with and put it all behind me.

"I had feelings for you Francine; I had strong feelings for you, but you were going to hurt me. You had a track record Francine and you know it. You would break up with Norm, date another guy for four or five weeks and then dump him and go back to Norm. Five or six times and I wasn't supposed to see a pattern there? We were on our fifth week so I knew it was coming. I just decided that it would salve my ego if I did the dumping instead of you and don't give me any of the "You should have known me better than that" bullshit because your past history is against you. You seemed happy and content with all the guys you dated right up till the day you dumped them so why would I expect any less from you? Again Francine; it was all based on your past history. Your established track record. Okay; you've heard my piece. You can get out now."

"Don't want to. Tell me more about those strong feelings you had for me."

"Why?"

"Weren't you listening when I explained my relationship with Norm to you? I seem to recall telling you what my plans were for you that night. True, they did get derailed, but I don't see much of a problem in getting them back up on the track."

I just sat there and listened to her and she finally said "Say something Bob."

"I'm having trouble getting my head around it. Fun dates, make out sessions and then fuck you Bob, avoid me for weeks and now all of a sudden it is sweetness and light?"

"Get off of it Bob. You had to expect me to get pissed off when you told me you were dropping me and why. And yes, I know it pissed you off when I wouldn't talk to you, but that's just the way us humans are. You piss me off so I have to get back at you by pissing you off. The big thing here is that you heard my side and I've heard your side.

"The bottom line is I have strong feelings for you and you said you had strong feelings for me. If you had strong feelings for me a week ago they haven't had time enough to die. So what's it to be Bob? Do I get out of the car or do we go back to the way things were before the night you were going to dump me?"

I took one long look at her and then smiled. I pushed the key into the slot and started the car. I turned to Francine and said:

"Where to?"

Did they live happily ever after? I think they did.

What say you?