by Just Plain Bob
@katib if by leg up you mean he's scraping the bottom of an expired and unmaintained chemical toilet for that special fermented crap that gives him fever and, thus, hallucinations of garbage then yes, he does have a leg up on competition.
If you didnt mean that then the obvisous answer is that the competition is about who can eat and regurgitate the poop
He knew what she was before he married her. This story needs another page for when she wakes up.
I agree with 26thNC, you really needed another page to wrap this up, but thanks for the read. cd
OH YEAH--ALMOST FORGOT--5 STARS!
I liked it and gave it 4 stars. It seemed a little choppy to me. And while it flowed OK, there was something missing...details. I realize it's a "flash" story, but it was written more like a long 750 word story.
Pretty good anectdote that could be told in a 5 minute conversation.
Basic proofread should include continuity of naming Melinda, er uh, Mellissa, er uh Melinda. :)
"I just grabbed a leg and pulled her into the room far enough I could get the door closed and then I went into the kitchen and got myself a beer."
Part Two: "After she came to, I spoke to her very sternly and said, 'Melly, if you ever try something like that again, I am planning to very peaved about it.' She knows I'm really serious now!"
He knew what she was like and STILL married her? Dumbfuck got everything he deserved. DMW aka Sumnut
Yes, I agree with the previous comments that it was dumb of him to marry her, knowing what kind of girl she was. And what about the overheard phone conversation? Another loose end. And it doesn't feel finished. Sorry but only 3 stars.
This one was just as funny the second time around. Our clueless MC wimp kind put one over on her..............5 stars
Well at least this story had more content development than its brother - A Random Story
Kicsit elkapkodott,gyorsan összecsapott fércmunka ,jobban oda kellene figyelnie a történetben megírt különböző végekre,mint a meghallgatott telefonok,és így tovább...
The protagonist does know himself, and rightly blames himself for at least part of the problem.
Of course, slut might have turned out to be an actual adult woman who could be true to her word, she IS the one that cheated.
A fun read even if the plot was almost the same as the author's other recent stories.