Adoring My Robot Overlord Ch. 02

Disclaimer: This is a sequel to Adoring My Robot Overlord, but you do not need to read that to understand this.

I'd been walking five weeks, wearing nothing but the silver dust of the Russian Wastes across my tits, when I finally saw it: the walls of the Commonwealth. Thank fucking God. My regen let me go without food for a few months, but after having to regrow an arm, I really needed something to eat.

It should have been so fucking easy. There we were -- Catherine, Isabella and me, Diana -- top graduates of Neo-West Point, the first best creations of Pentagon R&D. The perfect plan, straight from the head of Isabella, a mind that could beat an AI at chess and *Go* simultaneously. Backed by the perfect soldier, the hound of war, Catherine, who had single-handedly crushed an insurrection in Michigan. And me, the leader, though I've got nothing to lead anymore.

We didn't count on whatever the fuck that drone was. A jellyfish looking thing that rained its tentacles down on us, dissolving clothing and weaponry on contact, coiling up and capturing Isabella and Catherine. I cut off my arm with my laser to escape, trusting my regen to put me back together in a week. The rover was not so lucky.

A journey that should have taken a few days in the rover, took me weeks.

I punched my side. I'd pushed for this mission. The Caretaker now had my teammates. No, Isabella and Catherine were dead. They were good enough soldiers to bite their kill switch. Honourable sucides because of me.

I tongued the tooth where the kill switch was and... there was no tooth. The tentacles had dissolved all inorganic matter, which meant...

I ran towards the Commonwealth's walls. This wasn't just infiltration. It was rescue.

++

My plan to lay low was dead on arrival. Apparently, in the Commonwealth everyone knew your name, and if they didn't, they did their fucking best to find out.

"Tuck in, Diana," said Harriet, the café owner, as she laid down a breakfast bigger than a month of ration packs, glistening eggs and sausages, crisp bread, rice, curry, on and on. "You're nothing but skin and bones." She turned before spinning back. "Would you like a pastry? Or a macaroon?"

"No, thank you."

"You sure?" she said. "A lot of people say they don't want a macaroon when actually-"

"OK, yes, one macaroon."

I'd learned it was futile to resist the kindness of these strangers. When a passer-by saw my naked body spattered head to toe in silver dust, I was dragged and washed to a public bath, groomed by a beautician, clothed by a tailor, gifted a bicycle -- I'd been pulled in and out of a dozen different stores, by managers with no sense of profit.

The whole Commonwealth (at least this part) had no sense of scarcity. Take the flower on this table. A rose, cut from the stem, dumped in a half-full glass. In America, that would get you five months in solitary. I looked out at the park across the road, full of flowers of every shape and colour, all dewy from the morning, bunched up against each other. And people just walked past them, some *touching* the flowers. In America, you could only see flowers through bulletproof plastic in one of the greenhouse states.

I had never touched a flower, I thought, looking at the half-bloomed, half-puckered petals of the rose. I brushed the petal, like it would shatter at my touch. My breath caught at the soft, fibrous feeling.

"Izzy!" said Harriet as she walked to the doorway behind me.

Izzy. The name reminded me of Isabella, and then Catherine. I was getting butterflies over this city while Isabella and Catherine were probably being tortured by the city-planner.

"Oh! My! God!" a high feminine voice squealed.

I turned. It was Isabella. Military cropped hair now grown to the shoulders; battle armour replaced with a frilled blouse, knee-length coat and a navy-blue skirt. She dropped her bookbag, mouth gaping in shock, before perking up like she'd gripped a live wire of pure happiness.

"Diana!" She lunged over the table to hug me, burying her face in my neck. "You're here!"

She breaks the hug, still smiling, before frowning as she looks down her blouse, at the egg yoke, sausage grease, curry sauce, mushrooms that she'd smooshed all over her front when she'd bent over the table to hug me.

"Oh, no, I've ruined your breakfast," she said.

"What colour is the carpet under our army bunks," I asked.

She stopped begging forgiveness. "There... is no carpet."

Probably wasn't an imposter.

"You've gone deep cover," I whispered. "Good. Reconnaissance? Weak points, what are they? Entry, exit?"

She had grinned and nodded as I spoke, and when I dotted the question mark, she chuckled, like someone with poor English who'd understood nothing but didn't want to derail the conversation.

"You have an escape plan, right?" I said, slightly louder.

She gazed expressionless at the corner of the floor before looking me in the eye. "Wrong." She smiled during my silence.

"They did something to you," I said.

She tilted her head. "Who? Oh! Yes, they did!"

++

5 weeks earlier

The Caretaker had led Isabella into a doctor's office right out of the nineteenth century; everything was wooden and glass. Isabella might have escaped the unlocked room, despite having no clothes, but the Caretaker had told her, warmly, "Sit still and don't hurt anyone," before leaving.

From the lavender scent coming off the Caretaker, and the whispers backing her voice, and the fact that, no matter how hard Isabella concentrated, she couldn't even try to stand up, Isabella made two deductions: pheromones and subliminals. That was why the Commonwealth had no deserters, no leaks, no known rebel groups. The dictator's words were irresistible. So why hadn't the Caretaker herself pulled every secret she could out of Isabella, Isabella had thought.

A tall, narrow blonde in a lab coat held a candle in front of Isabella. "Look at the candle. Look at the flickering flame."

Isabella glared at the blonde's eyes and blew out the candle.

The blonde, whose name was Lulu, screamed and hurled the candle at the wall. Her lab assistant, a short, curvy brunette called Carol, dodged. The ground was littered with hypnotic instruments, the candle, a spiral, a pocket watch, a lantern, a metronome.

Isabella now knew why the Caretaker hadn't dealt with her personally. Apparently, Isabella was so worthless to the Commonwealth that she best served as a training dummy for twenty-something trainee brainwashers. Better than she deserved, after her blunder in planning this mission.

"Another one!" Lulu shouted at Carol.

Carol rolled her eyes. "That's all of them." She prodded the smashed metronome with her foot. "*I'm* not asking for replacements."

"Don't roll your eyes at me, Pumpkin!" Lulu sneered. "I'm doing the work. I'm making our grades."

"Working so hard," Carol cooed. "Studying, practising, toiling away in the lab and library. Late into the night, splashing espresso upon espresso down your throat, trying to stop sleep weighing down on your eyes."

Lulu's clenched fist and jaws had loosened, her glare softening.

"You carried heavy books down to your desk, to gaze down on hazy words. You squint tired eyes, to blink away the wateriness, but each blink lasts longer. You keep your tired, heavy eyes open, keep your heavy head from drifting down because you need to learn how to hypnotise someone."

Carol stepped closer to Lulu, who now looked like she'd missed thirty hours of sleep.

"You need to learn how lead a girl, as smart and sleepy as you, into a deep obedient trance. The book tells your sleepy, straining eyes that falling into trance is as easy as one... two... three."

Carol snapped her fingers. Lulu fell into Carol's arms, and Isabella fell off her chair, deeply asleep.

...

"... on the count of three, waking up, with no memory of my suggestions," said Carol. "One... two... three." She snapped her fingers.

Isabella felt like she'd woken from a faint, wondering why she was face down in a puddle of her own drool on a wooden floor. Arching her aching neck up, she remembered she was being "treated" by two grad students.

The brown-haired, curvaceous Carol smirked at Isabella. Carol was sitting on Lulu's back, the slim blonde on all fours, entirely naked spare a pair of black panties on her head. Lulu's blank face suggested no discomfort towards her predicament.

*This was of course an entirely normal duty for a doctor's assistant*. Isabella was just glad American doctors had moved past such old-fashioned expressions of hierarchy.

"So," said Carol. "Have you been hypnotised?"

"Of course not," said Isabella, standing up. "*I'm too much of a pig-headed dum-dum to be hypnotised*." To drive home the point, Isabella did something she knew would shock Carol, which would prove her untrammelled spirit.

She crawled to Carol, unlaced her shoes, and pulled off her socks with her teeth.

"Oh, you naughty bitch," said Carol, trying to hide her anger beneath a smirk. "Don't you dare suck my toes."

Isabella took her cue to lick and suck and nibble on Carol's toes, starting from her big toe, moving down to her small. The smell, the taste repelled Isabella, but the American spirit would not crumble before such small struggles. "My will is unbreakable," she tried to say, but with Carol's foot in her mouth, it came out more like, "Mah worl esh ahnbrahkabul"

"And I'll be sure to tell the Caretaker just how strong-willed you are." Carol pulled her left foot from Isabella's mouth and tapped her cheek with her right shoe. As Isabella unshod, un-socked, and starting sucking Carol's right foot, Carol continued, "Good thing I didn't need hypnosis to diagnose you. Symptoms: anxiety, panic attacks, frequent bouts of self-harm ideation, and a rigorous ratiocentric mind, driven by obligation at the expense of joy." She flips the page. "Diagnosis: bad schooling."

That list of symptoms almost made Isabella panic, almost made her fear that this grad student had seen through her. But that final diagnosis put her mind at ease.

Isabella pulled her nose and tongue away from Carol's sole long enough to say, "The American Military Academy Network is scientifically designed to produce soldiers able to operate at specialist level in every martially relevant aspect of every martially relevant field. According to inter-academy rankings, I am in the top two percent of students. *You'll never find a smarter smarty-pants know-it-all than me!*"

She licked Carol's foot from heal to toe, overjoyed she'd made her captor squeal with laughter.

"As I said," said Carol. "Bad schooling. They jam your head with knowledge that's so damn useful and relevant that you think your every action, your every thought, needs to be useful and relevant. You break down over every little mistake."

Isabella would not argue with idealistic academics.

"Now," said Carol, wiping both her feet on Isabella's chest. "The treatment." From her lab coat pocket she pulled... a straw and tape. *No! It was the brain-drainer!*

Isabella was so shocked by the heinous instrument that she did not resist when Carol planted her foot on her face and pushed her onto her back. Carol crawled onto Isabella's naked body, chest pressed to chest, taking the opportunity to bite her prisoner's neck. Isabella yelped, frantically wondering why her super-soldier strength couldn't shove a pudgy academic off her.

"Don't struggle," said Carol, pressing the straw to Isabella's forehead and taping it in place. "I'm going to sit you up, very gently."

She rose off Isabella, and pulled her up by the hand. Isabella's eyes rolled back as she felt her mind slosh against her forehead, sloshing towards the straw.

"Let's just tilt that head gently forward," Carol said as she pushed Isabella's head down. "After the first few thoughts drip out, they'll all come flowing out."

Isabella saw them streaming out, the projectile equations, the geographic principles, the technical specifications of America's arsenal flowing out the straw, warmly splashing and splattering onto her lap.

"How does that feel?" Carol asked.

Isabella tried to answer, but all the most accurate words rushed to front of her mind, and then down the spout. "Um..."

"Finding words can be so difficult, can't it, Izzy?" said Carol. "I'll give you two: do you feel good or bad?"

Isabella hated the answer, but lying took too much concentration for her mind which was swirling around the plug hole in her forehead. "Gh... Gh... Good..." She could no longer even recognise the knowledge, theories, tit-bits draining through the straw.

"Well, would you look at that, Izzy?" asked Carol. "It's dying down."

Isabella crossed her eyes to stare at the heavy stream from the straw slowing to a trickle, then to a drip.

"And there!" Carol said. "All empty, Izzy."

Isabella was too hazy to feel Carol tear the straw and tape off her forehead. She was too hazy to even close her mouth.

Carol smooched Isabella on the forehead where the straw had been. "Good as new."

"You..." Isabella said, shaking the fog from her head. "You haven't won!" She smiled. She felt as loo-sid... as... as fresh-headed as ever!

"Let's do some tests then," said Carol, standing up. "Slave! Attention!"

Lulu scrambled to her feet, back straight, arms locked at her sides. Carol took a marker from her pocket. Over Lulu's small breasts, Carol wrote, "1+1=?".

"Is little Miss Top-Two-Percent smart enough to answer this?" Carol asked.

"Easy!" Isabella smirked haughtily while sitting cross-legged. "Two!"

On Lulu's flat stomach, Carol wrote, "1-1+1-1-1+1-1+1-1+1-1=?"

Isabella said, "Zero... No! One -- I mean, um..." She squinted. She remembered when she could just look at numbers and symbols and they'd just... work themselves out in her head. She started counting her fingers.

"Next question!"

"No fair!" Isabella had almost got that one.

Just above Lulu's cunt, Carol wrote, "dy/dx x^2 =?"

Isabella grimaced in fear, before brightening. "It's trick question! You can't divide letters." Her grin faltered when she saw Carol's.

"Perfect!" said Carol. "Now that we've drained that brain of every pointless chunk of know-how, the fun can begin."

Isabella didn't need to be genius to know that sounded bad -- and she was a genius, so she knew it was bad.

Carol knelt in front Isabella and booped her on the nose. "All that knowledge, Izzy, all that heavy knowledge poofed and gone away. It had filled up your brain, squishing down everything else. Now, all the clutter's vanished, and the light, airy thoughts can finally bubble up. Can you feel the bubbles, Izzy? The silly, airy bubbles bubbling up?"

Izz -- Isabella pursed her lips and put on her sternest face. But her lips twitched, and she caught a case of the giggles. Izzy bit her lip, desparte to keep her giggles from leaking out her mouth.

Carol chuckled. She got up. "Slave! Act like a monkey."

Lulu's blank face grew as serious and stupid as an ape's. She crouched to the ground and loped about on her feet and fists, ook, ook, ooking about the lap.

Izzy guffawed, holding her sides.

"See," said Carol, as Izzy's eyes watered with laughter. "Isn't the world so much nicer when you only have nice, airy thoughts. And when we send you back to school, we'll be sure to give these lovely, airy, bubbly thoughts room to bubble up."

Izzy was barely listening, her tummy aching with laughter as she watched Lulu scratching herself like a monkey. Once Carol had finished making notes on her clipboard, she shouted:

"Slave! Get your coat. We've got the prelims."

Lulu buttoned up her lab coat, not bothering to wear anything underneath or even take her panties off her head. The two grad students left the lab, leaving Izzy to recover from her fit of giggles.

She lay there on the ground, aftershocks of laughter rocking her as she remembered Lulu aping about the lab. She gazed absentmindedly at the door... the open door... Oh, that's right, she needed to escape.

Izzy marched to the door but tripped over the pile of Lulu's clothes. A disguise! Izzy shivered at her own cleverness.

Lulu was a size or two or five smaller than Izzy in a few key areas. Lulu's sweater couldn't cover Izzy's stomach, spending most of its fabric around her bust. And the trousers stayed on, but they couldn't even get half-way up her butt. It would have to do!

She snuck out the door and dashed through the corridor. She'd a made a mental map of the building as she'd been taken to the lab... Or at least, she had. She poked and kicked around her memory for the map, so lost in thought she didn't notice when she'd wandered on the campus green, and she didn't notice the students and faculty gossiping about the girl with her pants almost falling down her legs.

She did notice, out of the corner of her eye, Lulu and Carol rushing out of the building she'd just come from, frantically questioning a student on the green. Izzy yelped and ran for a hiding place, ducking in the first door she saw. It was a lecture hall.

The professor was a woman in her fifties drawing on a blackboard for a hall of over two-hundred students. Izzy sat in a free chair at the back.

"To reiterate," said the Professor, "the normal force is not constant. It varies according to the initial force."

Izzy lent forward at her desk, tilting her head at the diagrams on the board, as meaningless as they were tantalising.

"What's normal force?" Izzy whispered.

"It's the way a surface pushes back against what pushes against it," whispered a voice beside her, a whisper backed by whispers.

"Then what's force?" Izzy asked, sniffing at the lavender smell.

"Force is the push," said the voice.

"Then what's a push?" Izzy caught her breath when she saw the Caretaker standing next to her, all eight feet of her.

"Are you thinking of escaping, Dizzy Izzy?" asked the Caretaker.

"Yes, ma'am." The words just left her mouth.

"I won't stop you, sweetie," said the Caretaker, setting a satchel on Izzy's desk. "But while you're planning your escape, here's your timetable, textbooks and dorm key."

--

"The Caretaker's so smart!" said Isabella, smiling like she was on a drug trip. "Her brain's big enough that she can control all 120,000 of her bodies at once. That way she can be in every city in the Commonwealth."

"All the better to keep an eye on her serfs," I muttered.

"I've never seen her surf..." She smiled at her imagination.

I stared at my idiot of a science officer, knowing that my failure had done this.

"Don't worry," I said. "I'll plan the escape--"

She grabbed my wrists. "You know what you need to see?"

--

Isabella dragged me all the way to the theatre, before realising that *Jane Eyre* only started in seven hours. So after dragging me around her university campus, she dragged me back to the theatre, one hour late for the start of the play.

I asked what was so important that I had to see, but she only responded, "Oh, you'll see" and "It's just an old friend" and "I'll give you a hint -- it starts with C". Catherine. I knew it was Catherine. It was obviously Catherine, so when Catherine strode onto the stage... it came as a hell of a surprise when I saw her cat ears and tail.

"I am no bird," meowed Catherine to her Rochester. "And no net ensnares me. I am a free human being, with an independent will, which I now exert to leave you." With a hiss, she made herself big and scurried off the stage.

--

"Where have you been?" Catherine asked me after she wedged herself between me and Isabella. She rubbed her face over my shoulder and neck.

She'd invited us to her dressing room, which was overflowing with bouquets, fan letters, and a scratch post.

I felt the vibrations of her purring into my neck. Her eyes were half-lidded. "How did they brainwash you?"