Diddling Miss Daisy

"I'm ready to explode," Travis moaned. "She told me she'd let me just get to feel what it's like then changed her mind when I was right there. We were nearly naked...ok, bra and panties, and I've never been so fucking hard."

Alice Darby stopped by the door hearing her son's voice. 'Shit! Who's he talking to?' she wondered, 'Jason, has to be Jason,' she thought.

" I know, Rob told me...told me they fucked every day for the last year," her son moaned, "and now she doesn't want sex to ruin our relationship? How the hell could sex ruin a relationship?"

Alice wished she could hear the other end of the conversation but Travis's girlfriend Sylvie did have a slutty reputation around town. It was sad that she decided to become virtuous as soon as she started dating Travis. Was Travis still a virgin? He's 20 years old and in college. How is that possible? she thought.

Travis sighed, "And that's the problem she told me. She and Rob just had sex and almost nothing else. I guess she wants a real relationship and hell, I'm all for it, but she...we get almost all the way and it's killing me. My balls are starting to hurt...yeah, sorry. TMI. I love her, but it doesn't sound so bad to have sex ruin a relationship, I mean, just once. Look, I gotta go. Mom's going to be home soon and I told her I'd get the grass cut. Yeah, thanks man, you're a riot...fuck you too," he laughed as he hung up.

Alice ran back to the car, put the two bags of groceries back in the trunk, and then opened and shut the car door just as her tall son came into the garage. "Hey sweetie, can you grab the groceries out of the trunk? I'm making lasagna tonight. Why don't you invite Sylvie over for dinner? Your dad's in LA for the week and it would be nice to have some company."

"Sure Mom, that would be good." He grabbed the bags, easily carrying them into the house. After putting away the groceries, Travis excused himself, "I need to cut the grass then I promised I'd call Sylvie...then I need to shower."

Alice prepared dinner while replaying the conversation she'd overheard. She finished laying out the ingredients and then put it in the oven. She stopped as she closed the oven door with an idea and went into the living room. She opened the DVD case labeled Frozen and swapped the disc with the other one. She placed the new case on the shelf and then put the older disc in the DVD player. Making sure she could still hear the shower running, she hit play then fast forward. She stopped it at the right scene and then turned off the player before heading upstairs to change.

"Get the door, could you, Trav?" Alice asked from the kitchen as she poured a glass of wine. She heard her son greet his girlfriend so she went out to the living room. "Sylvie! Good to see you, wow! That's a great top, silk?" she asked feeling the fabric of the sleeve.

The cute 20-year-old redhead nodded, smiling. She found this great top at the mall and had been eager to show it off. Her budget was blown by this rich purple blouse but she felt it was worth it seeing their looks. It draped over her chest accentuating her perky C-cups, but she thought she looked great in it..better without a bra but she never could get away with that. She might have decided to stay celibate with this great guy but it doesn't mean she has to dress like a nun.

"Wine? Beer?" Alice asked.

"Well...I'm not supposed to drink," Sylvie sighed eyeing the glass of red wine.

Alice laughed, "Travis, grab yourself a beer so Sylvie doesn't feel out of place." She went over and poured the girl a generous glass of Merlot.

Travis was wondering what was going on as she'd never once said he could drink. He pulled out a Ranger IPA and a glass. "Thanks, Mom. What can we do to help?"

"Can you set the table? We should be," she looked at the timer on the oven, "ready to serve in five minutes."

Sylvie had never actually had a glass of wine...she'd had beers before. Her former boyfriend used to, 'prime the pump,' as he used to call it by giving her a few beers. This always got her horny and willing. She didn't think Alice Darby was doing that though she was checking out her figure. She looked back approvingly.

Alice might have been 42 years old, but she was still lithe with her high school body. Being a trainer over at the Rec Center helped. She spends 8 hours a day helping her clients while demonstrating on all the machines, often with more weight than they will be using.

After dinner, Alice asked if they'd like to watch the latest Chris Pratt movie. "Dan picked it up before he went out of town and we never got to watch it. He'll be pissed I watched it without him, but sucks to have to travel like that," she smiled.

Sylvie helped Alice take the plates into the kitchen. As they put the food away, Alice said softly, "That blouse is so beautiful and you have such a beautiful figure, but it's not supposed to be worn with a bra."

"Um, my nipples...you know," the girl blushed.

Alice laughed, "I know. I know. It comes as such a shock to men they discover we have nipples. Where do they think we put them when we're not having sex with them? But if you're comfortable wearing a bra with that, screw fashion," she smiled.

Sylvie shook her head, "Actually, no. I hate bras. Is there a place I can change?" she asked.

Alice pointed to the bathroom down the hall, "Or you can just go into the garage. I'll make sure no one comes in." Then she smiled, "Screw that." She closed the kitchen door and pulled off her thin tight lycra workout top and her jog bra. When she pulled the top back on, her nipples were very pronounced. "There, now you won't feel like the center of attention."

As they came back out, Travis did a double take. Both his mom and Sylvie were now braless. Mom's perky breasts were visible under the lycra top. He'd never noticed before she had large nipples with eraser-sized tips. Sylvie's nipples were poking through the thin silk and her areolas were intriguingly puffy. That was arousing but watching her full breasts bounce made his balls ache even more.

They sat on the couch, Sylvie between Travis and Alice. She had a second glass of wine as Travis's mother turned on the TV, and hit play on the DVD remote. Sylvie was pleased how Travis noticed her breasts especially as they were larger than his mom's.

They let out a gasp and Alice clumsily fumbled the remote onto the floor as a cute redheaded teen was being undressed by her boyfriend. "Oh shit!" She scrambled to pick it back up.

Sylvie's nipples hardened more seeing those perfect breasts getting sucked on by the boy. Also, Travis was trying to hide his attempt to adjust his cock, but she was aware of how fat it had gotten.

"Mom! Have you been watching porn?" Travis chuckled.

"Hell no, I didn't even know we had this, but I'm having a talk with your father." She was about to hit power when she paused it, "Or is this yours?" she asked Travis pointing to the cute redhead with perky breasts. "Seems more than a coincidence. Sylvie, you have a side job?"

Sylvie shook her head, "Those are nice but my nipples swell," she blushed. "Crap, I shouldn't have had this wine."

Travis shook his head, "Not mine but I need to get her name...you know, for research purposes." He put a hand on the remote gently pushing it down. He couldn't imagine watching porn with his mother but now he wanted the scene to play out.

Alice chuckled as she poured more wine into the girl's glass, "Or not enough. Show us," she said. "I want to compare. I swear when you took off your top," she pointed to the screen, "your boobs are almost identical." She looked at the blushing girl, "I'd like to know and if you're too shy to undress in front of my son, he can go do some homework. Travis, don't you have that history paper to do?"

"That'll happen," Travis chuckled. "I'm curious too," he said, "I mean, I've felt them but never seen them. Go stand next to the TV and we'll compare. If you do that, I'll take you to dinner and Marcel's next Friday."

"Sounds like what you'd tell a whore...I can live with that." Sylvie took another long sip of wine and stood. She felt herself getting wet as she handed Travis her glass and then went over to the TV. She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, her eyes on Travis gauging his reaction. How weird was this to be stripping down with her boyfriend's mother right there? She suddenly felt stage fright with the two pairs of eyes in her.

Alice was rewinding to a close-up of the girl's great-looking tits. Satisfied she sat down next to her son and watched the young girl in anticipation. She may have seen the girl in the kitchen, but not in an excited state.

"You know Mom, Sylvie looks, well, like the center of attention. Go over there and take your top off. You know, moral support," he said without hope. But as Wayne Gretzky said, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Alice thought about it. Getting topless in front of her son never occurred to her but it's not like they were going to fuck or anything. She nodded and got up, "You're right. She put down the remote and went over, turned, and faced her son. She pulled off her top, then put her hands on her hips posing. She turned to the blushing Sylvie, "See? It's not that hard." Then she laughed seeing the tent in her son's pants, "Never mind, let's just say something is hard."

Travis was no longer trying to hide his boner, just grinning at the first look at his mom's tits. 'Fuck! Those are so fucking perfect,' he thought. B cups at least with no sag at all.

Sylvie was staring at the woman's breasts and even though she'd seen them in the kitchen, this was a longer and closer look. She finished undoing her top, pulled it off, and unconsciously thrust out her chest proudly.

Alice turned the girl while looking at the screen and back at the bare breasts. "Yours are better. See?" she cupped one, letting it bounce, "firmer and slightly fuller. Travis, come over here and see what you think." She chuckled as her son awkwardly stood, "OK, I think he's showing his appreciation."

Travis came over, first studying the girl on the screen, then Sylvie's. He held his hand just away from a breast, "can I?"

He cupped her breast seeing the girl nod, "I don't know, this actress has pretty spectacular tits," he smiled. "Kidding. These win hands down. First, these nipples." He thumbed the girl's velvety puffy areolas. "These are the best I've ever seen or felt. Mom, feel these, ever felt anything softer?"

Sylvie's knees were getting weak as the boy's rough thumbs stimulated her nipples. Then Alice stepped over and replaced her son's thumbs.

"I am so jealous," Alice sighed. "My nipples are nothing compared to Sylvie's." She put one of her son's hands on her breast, the other on Sylvie's. She felt an electric shock shoot through her pussy as her son stimulated her nipple. She pulled his hand off, "That was a mistake. With your father out of town..." She sighed, "Sorry, Sylvie. I hope we didn't embarrass you, but I'm impressed. You sure won the genetics lottery with those tits of yours," Alice smiled. "Compared to the girl in the video and mine, you win hands down. We should get dressed so Travis doesn't get ideas. On the other hand, I'm comfortable like this," she waved a hand in front of her bare chest, "and as they say, if you got it...and honey, you've got it."

Sylvie felt a surge of pride and wasn't eager to cover herself up. She shrugged and went over and sat back down. She was aware of Travis's eyes on her, but she was glancing over at his mother's firm tear-drop-shaped breasts. She had thoughts she'd never entertained imagining sucking on those nipples.

Alice picked up the remote, "We should turn this off, I know it's inappropriate to be watching this with my son, but I'm curious. I always loved, that is when your father and I watch this type of stuff, I always loved a girl with a nice red bush. So jealous." She looked at the girl, "I'm not trying to embarrass you, but I hope you're not shaved."

Sylvie was blushing more now. She shook her head, saying softly. "Trimmed, but not shaved." She didn't want to add that she'd usually shaved but after she decided to practice abstinence she no longer felt the need.

"Nice," Alice smiled, "Let's see if our heroine has a bare pussy or shaved. She was about to hit play, "Is this alright? I can power this off," she asked.

Both Sylvie and Travis shook their heads, "No, let's find out." Travis smiled. "I like these documentaries," he chuckled.

Sylvie chuckled and looked at her empty glass.

Alice grabbed the bottle and then refilled the girl's glass and then hers. "Ok, let's watch. This is much better than some Chris Pratt movie."

They watched as the girl on the screen was being seduced and when the boy pulled off her shorts, they all groaned. "Well, that was disappointing," Alice said, "Nice pussy, very nice but.." she sighed. "Ok, let's stop watching this. I was hoping for a nice fire-crotch."

Travis chuckled, "Sylvie. Show Mom your fire-crotch. I like that, never heard that one before."

The girl shook her head which was feeling a bit fuzzy after two glasses of wine, "Let's not. So, Mrs. Darby, where did you and your husband meet?" she asked trying to change the subject.

"Call me Alice. Seems strange to be sitting here half-naked with a cute girl and being called Mrs." She said softly. She was considering her answer when Travis replied.

"They met at Cedar Point. One of the scary coasters there," he smiled.

Alice shook her head, "Close, but that's not exactly accurate," she sighed. "It's true that's where we found out our names, but we'd gotten together before...it's complicated. We went there with a group but with dates. His girlfriend and my boyfriend were too scared to ride on any of the better rides there, and I wanted to go and so did Dan."

"So...you didn't meet there?" Travis said. "Why did you lie to me?" he asked. "I mean, what's the big deal if you knew each other before?"

Alice chuckled, "When you asked us how we met, you were what? 10? The true story didn't seem appropriate at the time...or any time. We can keep watching this or..."

Sylvie laughed, "I'm sitting here half-naked with my boyfriend and his mother and you're begging off the truth because it's inappropriate?"

Alice took a sip of wine, "Ok, the first time I met your father, I didn't know it. I know, that makes no sense. I was pledging to my sorority and as part of the hazing...I know, they don't do that anymore, the girls pledging had to," she rubbed her face, "we had to give 22 boys who were in the brother fraternity blowjobs. 22 boys," she said softly. "There were 12 of us girls and we had 12 days scheduled to do it. They scheduled us to go over to the frat house, mine was on a Friday, I think. Six girls never made it, so were dropped."

"You sucked off 22 boys?" Sylvie asked. "Your jaw must have been sore!"

"You have no idea, it was soup, Jamba Juice, and protein shakes for a week after that. Anyhow, the boys all had those black cloth bags over their heads so we naked girls and boys could retain some modesty. They knew us by number. Here come's number 8...and they then rated our skills...a 1 - 10 sort of thing. I was so afraid I'd get 1s," she laughed, "I know, I know. I have no idea why it was anonymous because we'll be partying together and...you know. It had to be funny, I'm sucking their cocks as if we'd never see each other again...anyhow," she paused. We were at Cedar Point, riding those rides and we'd lost our friends. After 6 incredible coaster rides, we just wanted to rest and found a quiet corner. Knowing I'd sucked his cock, but not knowing which cock and he knew I sucked his cock, yet...you get the idea...I asked him jokingly if he wanted another blowjob since no one was around. I have no idea why I said that...I guess I thought the situation was funny, weird but funny." She gulped some wine.

"He simply said, 'Sure,' as if I'd offered him a fry. By the way, Cedar Point fries are the world's best. Shrugging, I looked around and then knelt between his legs." She looked at the two, they were barely breathing. "So, I pulled out his partially hard cock which grew quickly. At first, I wondered which he was but I knew pretty soon. He had the best-looking cock there and had incredible stamina. As soon as I started blowing him he gasped, 'Eight, eight? Is that you?' he asked. I was number 8 so as you can see, we'd previously met but didn't know it."

"Did they cum in your mouth?" Sylvie asked, "I always...sorry," she looked apologetically at Travis, "but I don't like the taste."

Alice nodded, "No, you're right. Most cum tastes pretty bad and those I spit out or used to. If I liked the guy or his cum tasted ok, I'd always swallow. Guys like that," she said.

"Wow! I'm learning so much about my mom...like she was a slut in college," he smiled.

"Travis, what a rude thing to say...was a slut. I'm still a slut! I fantasize, role play, enjoy naked sweaty time with your father," she smiled.

Sylvie shifted, "Um, can I ask? I mean, this is so cool! You had 22 guys rate your cocksucking skills? How did you do? I mean, compared to the other girls?"

"Ok, it sounds like I'm bragging but 8.6," she said proudly, "the next girl got 6.2. It wasn't fair as six of the girls dropped out so got zeros. Maybe they all topped my score, who knows as getting a bunch of zeros sure can bring a score down."

Sylvie sighed, "Um," she glanced at Travis, "My old boyfriend...never mind."

"After everything I've told you you're a bit embarrassed?" Alice laughed.

"He told me I wasn't great. Not very deep and didn't...you know, suck hard enough." Sylvie said softly. She blushed and looked at the boy.

"What an ass," Alice spat, "You're taking his cock that he pees out of into your mouth and it's just not right? Who is this guy? I might punch him in the balls." She looked at the girl and then traced a finger on her pink lips, "perfect mouth. Nice puffy lips. He should count his blessings," she sighed, "Men can be such asses."

"I know, except for Travis," Sylvie sighed, "he's respected my wish to keep our relationship at this level."

Alice chuckled, "He might be but he's sure getting callouses on his right hand."

"MOM!" the boy cried, "You...I...oh shit!" he put his head in his hands.

"Oh come on. You jerk off, I jerk off...though I prefer to think of it as 'rub one out.' Sylvie jerks off, don't you?" Alice asked.

The redhead nodded, "Sure. Every night, especially after a date with Travis. I call it Diddling Miss Daisy. I heard my older sister call it that and I thought it was funny."

"See? We all get self-satisfaction, it's healthy and necessary," Alice smiled. She looked at Sylvie's nipples. "You were replaying a memory. Favorite fantasy?"

The girl nodded, "Yeah, but," she glanced at Travis then patted his knee, "I'll keep that one to myself." She looked at Alice, "What do you fantasize about?" she blushed, "I'm sorry, probably private. I mean, I just can't grasp being with the same man for the rest of my life and I'd guess you fantasize about past lovers."

Alice chuckled, "Why just past lovers, what about future lovers? Hey, a girl can dream, can't she?"

Sylvie smiled, "Wait! If it were me, I'd be replaying sucking on all those cocks." she looked suddenly embarrassed, "except I'd let them do more than cum in my mouth," she said breathlessly.

"That sure would have expedited things. Do you know that it takes 10 and a half hours to suck off 22 guys? Maybe if I had your body it would have been quicker, but..." Alice said as she worked her jaw remembering the pain. She looked at Travis, "What do you fantasize about when you jerk off?" She palmed the redhead's perfect tits, "These?"

Travis sighed, "This can't get weirder but yes...that and getting to lick...her, you know," he said softly.