Floor 13 Ch. 01

"I refer you to my previous comment about naked men as well as women." I reminded him.

"I cannot believe you have to do it as well." Daphne piped in. "Get naked, I mean. I'm glad it's you and not me. I don't think I could, no matter how much extra I was paid. It must be hard. And yes, I intended that pun."

"It's not easy," I replied. "But think about it. They are from all over the world. They wouldn't know who is supposed to be there. Obviously, anyone who goes onto floor 13 wearing clothes stands out and is not supposed to be there."

"OK, but if you refuse to tell us anything good. How does it work?" Todd asked.

"You swipe your door access card as usual to enter the floor and then there is what I'd call an airlock. A short corridor with another set of doors at the end. There is a high-tech locker system, where you put your clothes into a plastic box and enter the box number and a PIN on the keypad. It whisks your stuff away into storage.

"Then you go through the second doors to do the job. I have to tell you it's pretty embarrassing sorting network cables with your bum in the air and your tackle hanging out. And after you're done, you enter your PIN to get your box back, then dress and leave. Come on, we'd better get back to work."

I was desperate to glance at Adriana as we left. To see if she'd bought that. However, I managed to restrain myself. We'd know most likely tonight.

At 5:40 pm, we jumped into action. Daphne checked the whole of floor 12 to ensure nobody was about and that there were no phones or handbags left behind for someone to come back for unexpectedly. Eric, Todd, and I started to construct our box.

I was impressed with Todd and Eric's work.

In 20 minutes, we had it done. A fake corridor about 8 feet long and 6 feet wide. It had regular office lighting built into the false ceiling. I'd wired up an alarm and flashing red lights and had an Android tablet to simulate the high-tech locker system. The storage box was in place. It had its own little box hanging off the side of the main box.

And we were ready. I just hoped that Adriana would take the bait.

Part 7

Because the doors inside the box were fake, Todd and Eric had to stay on floor 12 until this was over. Daphne and I returned to our department one floor down and watched Eric's monitor for the use of Adriana's door access card. She was still in the office. Excellent.

Time ticked slowly by and Daphne started to pace the office. Then, just after 6 pm, Eric's computer pinged. Adriana was on the move. He texted a message to the others to get ready. Daphne went out the door to wait in the stairwell, whilst I had to get out of sight. In the next few minutes, we'd know if this was a bust or if we'd massively pranked Adriana.

As I heard the alarm I panicked. I was worried that it was too loud and someone else might be in the building and investigate.

Then I heard our door open and Daphne talking hurriedly. "What the hell were you thinking?"

I wanted to poke my head out, but it might spook Adriana more. Therefore, I waited out of sight.

"I don't know, I was just. Shit, what am I going to do about clothes?" Adriana wailed.

"Perhaps you should have thought of that before you stripped off and tried to sneak into somewhere you shouldn't. I'll see if I can find you something. Sit and I'll go look."

As Daphne came into view, I'd never seen her look so happy. It really made her a lot more attractive. She mouthed 'Perfect' at me and surprised me by giving me a hug, breaking our rules on physical contact.

Instead of ending the hug in a few seconds, she lingered, and I hugged her back gently. We'd agreed to let Adriana stew, sitting there naked for a bit. It was partially to increase her discomfort, but mostly to buy time for Todd and Eric to dismantle the 'box'.

Much as I was enjoying the contact with Daphne. I was worried that Adriana might figure out that she was on floor 11 and had only come down 1 flight of stairs. I think Daphne read my thoughts and stepped back. She wiggled her eyebrows at me and nodded over to where Adriana was. This was where we'd have to improvise some.

As I got closer, I saw her sitting on my chair looking towards the door. She was naked and her fists were clenched and resting on her knees. She might have been a pain in the neck, but her tits were nice. Getting closer, I noticed she wasn't a real blond. She had a small tuft of trimmed public hair of a mousy brown.

She shrieked and tried to cover up as she saw me. "What the hell are you doing here? Go away, don't look at me." She yelled.

"Actually, this is my department, that's my desk, and it's my chair you're rubbing your naked arse on."

"But you shouldn't be here. It's after hours."

"Actually, my team often has to work extended hours to work on projects. I'm more interested in why you're here and why you're naked. Wait! You didn't try to access floor 13, did you?"

"No!"

"In that case, you thought you'd just get naked and wander around the office?"

"No!"

"So, have you a better excuse? It seems to me you were up to no good and ignored my warning."

Daphne called out from the other side of the office, "Sorry, I can't find anything for you to wear. You're stuck naked. Oh, hey Gyles. Look what the cat dragged in. I found her on floor 13."

Daphne came up to stand next to me. The grin on her face was threatening to take the top of her head off. We all jumped at the sound of the door opening and Todd and Eric came barrelling in. There is no way they could have dismantled and hidden the box in that amount of time. They must have not wanted to miss out on a naked Adriana.

Todd walked up then did a rather obvious double take seeing her.

"Whoa mate..." He said, putting a hand on my shoulder. "My birthday's not until next week, but I appreciate the present."

Adriana was blushing and trying to ensure she was as covered up as she could be. However, whilst her crotch was securely covered, at least half an areola and nipple peeked in and out of view.

"I can see her bum from over here." Eric piped up and we looked to see that he was in the next cubicle and looking over behind Adriana's chair.

She jumped up and wedged her back into the corner furthest away from us all.

"I'll report you all to HR for sexual harassment." She exclaimed, and Daphne chuckled.

"Nice try, but I think it's us who could report you. After all, you're the one trying to flash us your bit." Daphne added.

"It's your word against mine," Adriana replied, trying to be defiant.

"Not if the guys take photos of you like that."

"You wouldn't?" Todd's and Eric's phones appeared as if by magic.

"Awesome!" Todd said, and Eric added. "I'm doing a video!"

I was a little surprised to see that Daphne had her phone out as well. I was tempted to join them, but I was feeling a little guilty about this. Daphne might have instigated it, but it was my scheme that had this woman naked in front of us.

"Why are you doing this to me?" Adriana asked.

"You have to ask?" Daphne replied. "You got yourself in this situation. We're just making the most of it because you're a real bitch around the office. Sucking up to some people, whilst shitting on others. I know for a fact you screwed up my last promotion." Adriana didn't say anything, but her expression gave her away.

"Besides, I think a part of you likes it. Your nipples are really hard. I already know you had sex with your boss to get your last promotion."

"What?"

"Yeah, a friend of mine was jogging and saw you coming out of his house at 7 am on a Sunday. What else could you be there for but to fuck him?"

"It was only a blow job. I promise." Hearing her admit that triggered a tingle in my pants. The guilt I'd felt dissipated knowing she'd used her admittedly sexy body to manipulate her boss.

Daphne continued, "Well, now you have to think about what it's going to take for me not to tell everyone. Or for the others not to post the pictures online. And then there's Gyles. You need him the most as only he can get your clothes back."

Adriana looked at me and I could see her struggling to come to terms with this turn of events. I took some pity on her and asked, "What were you thinking? Why would you assume your door access card would work on floor 13?"

"I tried to get my clothes back but the locker thing didn't work."

"I suppose in the same way having someone on floor 13 fully clothed would mark them out as an impostor. Having a naked person running around the building makes it easier to spot who tried to break into somewhere they shouldn't.

"I'm not even sure we can cover this up if we wanted to. Almost certainly, the CCTV camera in the stairwell could have caught you running down the stairs. The card access system will have your card recorded entering floor 13 and trying to access it. And then there are your clothes. After everyone else leaves, yours will still be in the machine. Presumably, your purse and other stuff to identify you are in the storage box?" Adriana nodded, defeated.

"I'm not heartless, but it's going to be at least half an hour before I can try to get your clothes back. Too many people will be running around trying to find out who set off the alarms. I'm amazed our phones aren't ringing off the hook."

"You expect me to wait here naked for all that time? What if someone else comes in and sees me?"

"Fine." Daphne relented. "Come with me and I'll see if we can fashion something to cover you with toilet paper and sticky tape." She gestured for Adriana to follow and reluctantly she scurried after Daphne.

"Nice bum!" Todd called after the retreating pair. Belatedly, Adriana tried to cover her bum with one hand.

"Wow." Exclaimed Eric, still videoing the women.

"Turn that off," I ordered him and he looked puzzled, and then realised what he was doing.

"OK. It's off."

"I take it you didn't dismantle the 'box' in the 2 minutes before you rushed in here?"

"Hey, we wanted to see the show." Todd replied.

"Jesus, if anyone comes..." I replied.

"We know. We'll do it shortly. But seriously you can't expect us to miss out on that."

"OK, fine. We may have her fooled at the moment, but if anyone else finds it we're screwed."

It was at least ten minutes before Daphne emerged from the disabled toilet, with Adriana in tow. It would have been best to describe her as an apprentice mummy. She has toilet paper wrapped around her chest covering her tits and ribs. And then another band around her hips and bum, coming partway down her thighs, but not too far.

After Todd and Eric got a significant look, they scowled and headed off to finish their work.

"Why don't you take a seat over there?" I offered Adriana a spare chair in the cube that Daphne and I shared.

As Adriana sat, we all heard the toilet paper tearing and I could see a split near her hip.

"Here," Daphne said and tossed over the tape. However, as Adriana tried to tape it up, more tearing was heard. Only this time it was from her top.

"I can't do it myself." She objected.

Daphne grinned at me. "Want to do the honour?"

"I think it's better if I leave you girls to it. Would you like a coffee Adriana? We're gonna be here a while, might as well pretend things are normal."

Daphne applied more tape to an outfit that was bound to fail, while I got the three of us coffee. Then Daphne and I pretty much ignored Adriana and talked about work things while tapping away on our keyboards. I got the impression Adriana found us ignoring her confusing. It was almost as if she wanted us to see her in this compromising situation.

If so, then when Todd and Eric came back 20 minutes later and wheeled their chairs to the entrance of the cubicle, it must have pleased her on some level. When I finally announced that I would go to get her clothes, she almost looked disappointed.

"I'll have to get inside the machine to retrieve your clothes. What were you wearing?"

"Grey woollen trousers and a cream blouse."

"Not very helpful. Anything distinctive? What colour is your bra?" Strangely, Adriana blushed as she admitted it was a pale pink. Having been naked earlier and now only partially covered by toilet paper, it was odd that the idea we knew what colour her bra was could embarrass her.

Part 8

I headed up to floor 12 to check that Todd and Eric hadn't left any signs of their work. Except for a slight scuff on the carpet, that a vacuum cleaner would remove, there was nothing obvious. The portions of the box were securely hidden in the server room. We could be sacked for that normally, but we were passed that now.

I found Adriana's clothes and was about to head back when I remembered I needed to wait a bit to make it believable. And to be honest, I never thought it would work. It sounded too far-fetched to me, but it seemed she was as gullible as we thought.

Hearing her admit she gave her boss a blowjob had been a surprise, and it unlocked the realms of fantasy that she'd do something similar to keep us quiet. I'd never coerce her into it, and I'd been careful with my choice of words for Daphne's script. She'd asked questions with leading answers, but not suggested anything directly. Bringing it up right after Adriana had admitted sucking off her boss just led you towards a conclusion.

The image of her naked and on her knees, as I sat at my desk enjoying her oral skills ran through my head. However, as with all random fantasies, it morphed uncontrollably until I saw Daphne watching us. Given my attraction to her, the idea of her seeing my dick wasn't so bad. Almost like a 'this is what you could have had' moment. Then the fantasy morphed again. This time it had Todd and Eric watching and that was too far, so I banished the thoughts.

Returning 10 minutes later with her clothes she started to jump up - to the sound of toilet paper tearing. Adriana grabbed at her 'skirt' to stop it from disintegrating, but missed the fact that the underside and areola of one tit was clearly visible.

"Come on, let's get you dressed," Daphne said, taking the clothing.

As Adriana followed Daphne to the disabled toilet, I noticed a distinctly damp patch on the back of her 'skirt' where she'd been sitting.

Once the girls were in the bathroom Todd stood and shook my hand.

"Bloody good plan. You know I think after she calmed down, she almost liked it. I swear towards the end she was swinging her knee about, almost like she wanted us to see up her skirt."

"Did you see the damp patch?" Eric asked with a grin.

It seemed to take longer to get dressed than it should, but women always take longer in my experience. A short time later Adriana hurried from the bathroom and passed us without looking us in the eyes.

When Daphne appeared, she looked not only like the cat that swallowed the cream but also managed the canary.

"Thanks, guys. That was amazing. But I really need a drink to celebrate."

We never usually drank midweek, but it was worth making an exception. Daphne bought the round, but I think we were all buzzed over pulling off a successful prank of epic proportions.

"To Gyles, our mastermind." Daphne held up her glass in a toast.

"I was impressed with Todd and Eric's construction. If I didn't know, I would have fallen for it." I replied and toasted the pair.

"You should have been there when the alarms went off. I nearly shit myself." Todd chuckled.

"And she was trying to get the hatch open to get her clothes back so hard, I worried the whole thing might have collapsed on her."

"Kudos it didn't," Daphne added.

"So, what did we miss?" Todd asked, and I let Daphne take over the story.

"I was waiting on the stairs. Do you realise we nearly forgot to put the fake floor 13 sign over the real one? When the alarms went off, I gave her 20 seconds and yanked open the door. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven seeing her like that. I demanded to know what the hell she was doing, and she just babbled almost incoherently.

"I dragged her down the stairs to our floor..."

"Did she notice what was going on? One of the biggest flaws in the plan was if she had realised she only went down one floor instead of two." I asked.

"Nope, I reckon she'd have struggled to remember her name at the time."

Todd bought the next round and then looked thoughtfully at Daphne.

"You know all this came about because you wanted to get back at her and I seem to remember an interesting offer to anyone who helped you. What was it? 'I'd give my right tit to get my own back on Adriana' if I remember correctly."

I expected Daphne to say she was only joking or that he couldn't expect her to go through with that. Instead, she looked at us gauging our mood. She was certainly high on the exhilaration of what we'd done.

Suddenly she stood up, grabbed Eric by the wrist, and started to drag him away. He stumbled after her leaving Todd and I to wonder what she was up to. A second later, we saw her pull him into the women's toilet.

"Fuck me!" Todd exclaimed and we wait for nearly a minute before she poked her head out and checked that the coast was clear.

Eric emerged with a shocked but silly grin on his face. Given Daphne's blouse was no longer tucked into the trousers we had to deduce she'd paid up on her deal. She pointed at Todd and made a come here gesture and Todd nearly fell over his feet in his haste. The pair disappeared into the women's toilet.

Looking around, I noticed a barmaid had seen this and was scowling. When the pair emerged a short time later, I noticed the barmaid talking to the manager and pointing towards us.

"I think it's time to go," I suggested nodding towards the bar.

"What about your go?" asked Eric, but noticed my gesture at the bar staff.

"I think we have seconds before we're thrown out."

Part 9

Ten minutes later, I was in the back of a taxi with Daphne. She squeezed my hand.

"I take it you'll walk home from my place? If so, why don't you come in for a minute?" The implication was clear.

I'd never been inside her flat before, and she led me to a small lounge and told me to sit on the sofa while she changed. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't more than a little excited at the prospect of seeing Daphne's breast after all this time. Especially on top of seeing a nude Adriana earlier.

Daphne returned in a short robe with bare legs.

"Gyles, because you basically came up with the scheme for Adriana, I figure I owed you more than the others." Without pausing, she slipped off the robe revealing she's only wearing a small pair of panties.

"Is this OK?" She looks a little uncertain. "I mean after seeing a naked Adriana, I might be a disappointment."

I jump up and grasp hold of her shoulders.

"Of course not. You're beautiful. The difference is you're beautiful all the way through and not only on the outside like Adriana."

"Really?"

"Of course. If we didn't have our agreement to keep it platonic, I'd have proven that to you by now."

"Well, in that case, as we're not about to be thrown out of a pub and we've no time constraints. I wonder if..."

"What?" I asked.

"Have you ever wondered what it would have been like, with us I mean? Even just once?"

"I'd be lying if I said I hadn't. And a lot more than once. How about you?"

"Yeah, I've thought about it and it would be a shame if we never found out. How would you feel if we suspended the agreement just for tonight?"

I answered with a kiss, a little hesitant, but Daphne returned it with interest, only breaking it to push me back onto the sofa. She dove onto my lap and kissed me passionately. Her hands were running through my hair, as mine roamed wildly over her back and bum. It reminded me of my first intense teenage hormone induced frenzy of making out.

Daphne was showing the passionate tongue thrusting, kissing and desperate need to consume as much of the other person as possible. And I was almost as bad.