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Click hereI staggered painfully to my feet, down a couple of glasses of cold water and returned to find her still lying exactly where I left her. I admired her thoroughly phuked body and her spunk-covered bum. I kissed her on her head and she chuckled. I lay next to her and seconds later I was fast asleep once more.
I agree with the others. I know the Queens English is different from US English but this was horrible. Phuked sounds so stupid. Please get with an American editor before submitting more crap.
1 star
DragonRider55
Agree with the above - ph substitution is too distracting, not cute, and downright stupid.
i did not think that people from england would have sex. it just seems weird to me...
Learn grammar and how to spell and one day you might just manage to become a writer of erotica
Great sex scene, you can tell a story and you can write a coherent sentence, gave it a 5, but dude, the weird spellings are a serious distraction. I assume phuqed etc are supposed to give you a cute signature style, but really they're just a nuisance.