How to Punctuate Like a Pro

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In conclusion, punctuation is your friend. It's purpose it to cue the reader into how the sentence is supposed to be read. We have “rules" so that it's standardized across the board and when I use a period, you know what it's supposed to mean. Punctuation has one purpose and one purpose only, to make sure that what I write is clear to whoever reads it. It's not that hard when you get used to it, and the best way to learn it is just by reading! I mean stuff that's been run through punctuation freaks. We call them editors. Next time you pick up a magazine or a book, take a few moments to examine the punctuation. Don't worry about memorizing it; you'll remember it.

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TheOldStudTheOldStudover 1 year ago

Thank you so much!

ShortyMacShortyMacabout 2 years ago

I hate to say it, but I need this information to try and get some stories published. Only problem is now I have a massive Migraine. I always had major problems in school. That’s why I have this massive Migraine.

L O ReinsL O Reinsalmost 4 years ago

Loved it!

More please. You write so clearly and with humor that strengthens your points. By the way, I use three spaces after my periods. See.

Btw, what’s a ‘Johngold’?

DazmineDazminealmost 5 years ago
Yo dawg your spaces afterr a period are outdated

Typically speaking, most people only put a single space after their periods. At least in this century ...

ChrisEvaChrisEvaover 5 years ago
dangling period

It isn't correct to say that in America the tucked period in a partial quote is only "somewhat acceptable." ;) (see what I did there)

It's standard and correct in the US. See any google search, for example https://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/quotation-marks-with-periods-and-commas

It's due to the better typographical appearance, I believe, so the tiny period or comma isn't hanging out there on its own. I myself have gotten agnostic to it, especially when writing on computers. But I still see this as "ugly". And this as "correct." ;)

Reiner43Reiner43about 8 years ago
Very helpful

Good summary.

thecarolinadreamerthecarolinadreamerover 9 years ago
WHY WEREN'T YOU MY HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER?

It's hard to believe no one has commented of this since 2010. It's a great help. Thanks a lot.

rudrduttrudrduttover 11 years ago
Great Help!

You should be a teacher. I would have loved to attend your class. With those examples I'd be on my feet in no time at all. Hell! Who knows I'd be frolicking all over the place.

shoeslayershoeslayerover 13 years ago
Really good info

Dear Killermuffin,

I think you are great, I picked up a book on learning proper english and found myself gong back to you, as you are refreshing and make learning

punctuation alot easier ( still hard but not so hard )

Thanks very much for your kindness in writing this set of articles.

take care and where R your hiheels?

Shoeslayer

evelyn_carrollevelyn_carrollover 19 years ago
Wish I'd read this years ago

When I moved into fiction a couple of years ago, I scoured the web and amazon for a resource like this. "Strunk..." was US only and "Eats Shoots and Leaves" and the like were profoundly lightweight and unhelpful. And here's what I was looking for all along.

Thank you so much, KillerMuffin.

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