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TO BE CONTINUED
I'M GOING TO BORROW FROM VANDEMONIUM1 AND LEAVE YOU WITH A BIT OF HUMOUR.
Vandemonium1 and CTC were grocery shopping. Van1 picked up and case of beer and put it in the shopping cart.
"What are you doing?" asked CTC.
"They're on sale. Only $10 for 24 cans," Van1 replied.
"We can't afford them. Put them back," demanded CTC.
They continued shopping and a little later CTC puts a $20 jar of face cream in the trolley.
"What are you doing?" asked Van1.
"It's my face cream. It keeps me looking young and beautiful," CTC replied.
"So does 24 cans of beer and its half the price!"
If you're looking for Vandemonium1 he can be found unconscious in Aisle 5.
- COMMENTS
slowhand216 months agoI’ve never wanted to hurt a woman until you introduced Sophie. What a conniving bitch!
inka222210 months ago1 star. I really didn't need 3 pages of drivel from the point of view of a piece of garbage. 2 paragraphs as an interlude in first chapter would have been 100% enough. I was tempted to add 1 star for the end joke but this chapter was just so loathesome in its existence even that didn't warrant an extra star. Would have given it -10 if I could. I'm hoping the final chapter brings a world of pain to the piece of garbage and the second piece of garbage, else I'll have to rate the whole trilogy at 1 star despite stellar writing.
JimQ211 months agoSeen it happen in RL to a friend. Ended up they were in a 69 on the patio when he arrived with 4 friends to go out to dinner.
mariverz11 months agoese chiste final.... demandala por violencia intrafamiliar y luego escribe la novela!
por nada!!
