Kelsie Meets the Rod (Shiin Fanfic)

This story was written by me and submitted to Shiinsart.net years ago. When shiinsart.net was shut down, a reader by the name of Scrying reposted it on HentaiFoundry here: https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Scrying/39186/Kelsie-Meets-Rod - noting in its description that it's a repost of my story. I am republishing it here under my name. Thanks for reading.

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Chapter 1: The Birth of the Bubble Butt Girl Wonder

Kelsie was a little nervous heading to her 2nd date with Simon. Not only had she just started sitting again since their last date together, but she really had found him to be a genuine sensitive guy. And after her recent big breakup with Mikey, she really needed someone sweet like Simon in her life (not to mention someone who could finally handle her massive fat ass).

Kelsie knew Simon was going to be a handful as soon as he saw her prodigious posterior -- I mean, all it took was a single picture of her bare bottom tumbling out of her yoga pants last time to turn the nice guy into an absolute sex maniac. So, naturally, she had taken the extra precaution of preparing her bubble ass with baby oil in case he got a little rambunctious. Unfortunately, in her effort to prepare herself, she ended up using a little too much oil, causing her brand-new tight white leggings to run practically translucent clinging to the inner depths of her perfectly round cheeks. Still, as much as she liked to use her ass to her benefit, Kelsie could not help but be a little naïve this time around, truly looking forward to a slow-moving 2nd date with Simon without so much as a care regarding her near-naked, well-tanned bubble butt bouncing lewdly in tow.

Simon was also feeling a little nervous heading to his date with Kelsie. Incredulously, out of all of the many (and I mean many) jaw-droppingly bodacious women Simon had the chance to fuck, Kelsie undoubtedly had the most bubbly, bouncy booty of them all -- even compared to Emily Hugaz. Their last date had also garnered Simon's alter ego, Mr. Fatcock, his most watched vid on Shiinhub, substantially boosting his online presence with the sight of her fat ass wrapped around his massive cock. But none of that mattered: what really made Simon nervous was that he actually really liked Kelsie too. She had been so forthright with him in a way that made him feel both adult and important, no longer needing to scheme his way up a fantastically tight asshole like with Emma or fulfilling someone else's ravenous sexual hunger like with Penny. He felt happy and relaxed with Kelsie and, like her, looked forward to a slow 2nd date (much unlike their first) that would finally provide a well-needed rest from the relentless horniness that drove his poor young brain wild.

As Simon turned around the corner, he could see Kelsie walking up to him. She waved and started running over. Simon smiled, trying his best to be respectful and not notice the absolute shelf of ass bouncing tectonically behind her as she ran into his arms.

"It's been a while, 'Mr. Fatcock'," Kelsie laughed, as she planted a little kiss on Simon's cheek, leaving a bit of her hot pink lipstick behind. With Simon about a head taller than her, she had to stand up on her toes just to bring her face close to his, with her arms left dangling over his shoulders and her firm bouncy tits pressed tight against his chest.

"Haha, yeah, I'm sorry again about last time, I'm not really sure what came over me," said Simon, knowing damn well what came over him.

Kelsie giggled -- she knew damn well too. "Don't worry, Simon," looking up at him with her brown eyes shimmering under her purple eye shadow. "I liked it," she purred, biting her lip a little. She then gave him a big hug, giving Simon an unbelievable birds-eye view of her two fat butt cheeks, squeezed together tightly with her standing on her tippy toes, causing her tights to obscenely stretch over the vastness of her bubbly rear. Simon gulped, carefully placing his hands at the top of her big butt; this "slow date" was already not going to plan, but he really liked Kelsie and was determined to make a good impression.

The two of them then walked into the setting of their 2nd date. Being a gentleman, Simon had let Kelsie decide on the place. She had chosen Big Dicky's Stallions and Mares, Velvet City's best reviewed horse farm and where she used to go horseback riding herself.

"Ugh, don't you just love all the pretty horsies!"

Big Dicky's really seemed to bring out the little girl in Kelsie, as she practically hop-skipped over to the stables. Simon, dragged along by Kelsie's tiny, well-manicured hand, monastically kept his eyes up even as her pink heart thong started to peak up from the thick globes of her big butt.

"Hey Dicky!"

"Oh hey, Kelsie," hollered Dicky, a long-time friend of Kelsie and her family.

"Where's Enrique and the rest of the stallions?"

"You mean ya didn't hear about" -- Dicky turned to make sure no one else was listening -- "... the incident?"

"Oh gosh, no, I didn't hear anything. What happened?"

"'fraid I can't legally go into details in front of you and your little friend here, Kel, but let's just say Enrique wanted to be a very particular kind of show pony." Dicky gave a rattly laugh and shot Simon a wink, which Simon, in turn, responded to with a slight smirk.

"And what's so funny, 'little friend'?" asked Kelsie.

Simon shrugged and made a discrete coo-coo sign next to his temple, but in reality, he knew exactly what Dicky was talking about -- it was only the biggest video on ShiinHub Premium right now and was also one of those rare videos that never failed to make Simon's meat cannon burst. Long story short, late one evening after last month's Comic Con, Emily Hugaz, dressed up as Princess Peach for Mario Odyssey, had wandered over to the stables and got her fat butt stuck in one of the stall doors. Mistaking her for a seductive mare, Enrique mounted the big butt blonde and-

"Yep, well, nothing to worry about now anyways. Enrique's locked up tight over there in the stalls and whatever got into him before ain't going to happen again."

As Kelsie walked over to the mares, Simon couldn't help but notice Enrique in his stall staring, mouth agape at Dicky's computer screen, which had shiinsart.net opened to a picture of Princess Peach and a horse. Yeah, whatever got into him, Simon thought. From one horse cock wielder to another, Simon couldn't blame him -- Velvet City was filled with so many cartoonishly-shaped badonkadonks that it was a wonder Simon could walk around at all without being publicly indecent.

Focus, Simon thought. No more Shiinhub or big-ass-fucking horses, this was going to be a slow date if it killed him.

"Hey Simon, aren't you going to help me up on to the horsie?"

Simon's heart skipped a beat. Kelsie, in a comical effort to get on to the tall mare, was squatting down with her hands on the side of the saddle, wiggling her fat ass as if to rear up for a jump. However, when she tried getting up, she only made it halfway with her cheeks clenching together, now appearing so sheer beneath her tights that even Dicky started staring.

"Give me a push!"

"O-okay, Kelsie," chimed Simon, perhaps a little too eagerly.

He then put his hands around her tiny tight waist and, following her mesmerizing, big butt wiggle, lifted her up into the air.

"Almost there... Whoopsie!"

Kelsie, suddenly losing her grips on the saddle, plopped butt-first into Simon's face, like an ass-eating figure skating routine.

Simon's face, completely surrounded by Kelsie's nalgonas, turned a deep red. Even worse, his trouser monster started to stir.

He managed to push her back onto the saddle, but only after digging his hands deep into Kelsie's ass pillows, now gleaming with sweat and with the band of her tights perched agonizingly at the top of her thick ass cleavage.

"Phew, thanks for the help, daddy," Kelsie gasped, her blonde hair bobbing in front of her face as she straddled the width of the mare, trying to keep her cool after having nearly plunged Simon's face into her butthole.

"D-daddy?" Simon stuttered. He normally would have respected Kelsie's in-your-face attitude, but his fight for a "slow date" was drastically losing steam. He had no clue he had walked into such a minefield of big rump seduction, and Kelsie wasn't even trying. Her cheeks were so round and tightly perked that her tiny body seemed to float on top of the mare instead of ride it, jiggling endlessly with the gait of the horse.

Even Enrique started to stare at this point, his eyes nearly popping out of their sockets. The mare, Janet, a jealous type, knew how much of a dog (mind the species-blending) Enrique could be with these big butt bimbos from town and was not going to put up with any more of it.

Janet then started to buck, causing Kelsie to bounce into the air clinging to the reins.

"Oh my! E-easy, horsie -- you're bouncing me too hard. Oh god!"

All male jaws, horse or otherwise, were on the floor at this point, as Kelsie desperately clung to Janet's neck, her yellow top spilling over the sides and her round cheeks bulging and gleaming like two oily, tanned headlights off the back of the saddle. It was at this point Janet shot straight up, sending Kelsie falling booty-first into the ground.

As Simon and Dicky (and Enrique) would attest, Kelsie then bounced -- almost half a foot -- off the ground with an audible boing, her fat ass jiggling from the impact with the firm muddy ground, until bouncing two more times to a stop, her pretty face stunned from the whole events.

"Well that was odd..." Kelsie sassed as she rubbed her hand demurely on her right cheek. It was at this point she noticed all the mud on her butt.

"Oh my god, my brand-new tights are ruined! Simon, quick, I need you to help wipe them off," Kelsie pleaded as she assumed the doggy position; her ass, now both translucent and smudged with mud in perfect circles at the thickest part of her butt, was sticking straight into the air, her bright pink thong also starting to fall down over the rolling hills of her behind.

"W-what??? Wipe them? R-right here??" Simon asked as he turned to see Dicky drooling with a camcorder. Kelsie's eyes were starting to well up. Simon knew she loved her fashion and, truth be told, there was nothing he wanted to do more than grab that ass again.

Gulping loudly, with his monster starting to swell up along the side of his leg, Simon began earnestly wiping the mud from Kelsie's fat ass.

"No, Simon, harder -- before they stain! You need to smack the dirt off my big butt"

Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, Simon was really starting to sweat, as he raised his hand and gave Kelsie's right cheek a big, well-placed smmm-ack.

"Harder!"

Fuck, Simon's mind was starting to race, as his cock started to peak out at the bottom of his shorts, rolling down like a thick, veiny glacier. He squeezed Kelsie's two cheeks together and starting spanking both sides at once, bobbing the two globes of rump roast into each other, sticking and unsticking to each other with the oil and dirt, exposing her fucked-only-twice pink butthole beneath her now pointless tights.

Realizing finally what was happening, Kelsie, in her sudden dawning of sexual heat, decided to really play with Simon, rocking her ass back and forth, drawing his cock closer like a snake charmer. She hadn't planned any of this, but, like with their last date, she just couldn't resist.

"I think I got some dirt under my tights too, daddy" Kelsie whispered innocently.

Simon was about to lose it, as he slowly wrapped his grip around the tops of her tights, now hanging vice-like around the middle of her bubble butt, her cheeks bulging over as if to fall out.

It was at this moment Simon heard a car pull up.

"Bye, mom"

Oh no.

Fuck, Simon realized, it's Carmen, Simon's (sort-of) girlfriend.

Through the murk of Simon's now near-adrenaline-horny brain, he realized he had made a terrible mistake. On account of his almost devout attention to making this date with Kelsie nice and slow (that went well), he had totally forgotten that he and Carmen had originally made plans for the same date at the same time -- apparently 'horsies' were a major Velvet City femme fad. Luckily Carmen's mom, Carmia, was always late (that same fact had prevented numerous walk-ins on Simon and Carmen in the throes of full anal passion), but now Carmen was about to see her boyfriend on hands and knees about to plunder her best friend's bubble butt like the world depended on it. He had to think quick, relinquishing his hands from Kelsie's tights and shoving them into his pockets to help contain the unstoppable girth of his manhood.

It was there that he felt the shape of his special ring...

Simon gasped -- of course! With his plan in place, he darted into the stall next to Enrique. "S-Simon, where did you go -- what about our date?" Kelsie asked, her rosy ass shining dully, her cheeks floating buoyantly with a gravity all their own.

"Your what???"

Kelsie spun around, still on all fours to find Carmen about to blow a gasket.

"Oh my god, oh my god, ummm, Carmen, look, it's not what you think -- "

"Kelsie, how could you!? I thought we were friends..."

"Of course we are, Carmen, I mean, it's not like you two were a thing or anything."

"Excuuuuse me"

At that moment, as Carmen began to lunge for Kelsie's hair, a scream pierced the clear summer air.

"Ayyy caramba!!!!"

"MOM!?" yelled Carmen.

Suddenly, flying out from the stable door, came a man wearing nothing but a blue belt, cape, and mask, all while sporting a ginormous monster cock that made Enrique's pale in comparison.

"This looks like a job for THE ROD!!!"

"Oh my god, it's The Rod" squealed Carmen and Kelsie. The two had heard a lot about him from their friends in the city, but couldn't believe they were actually face-to-face with a real superhero. Surprisingly, despite knowing both The Rod's massive tool and blonde bowl cut all too well, neither of the ladies could put together that the superhero was just Simon in disguise.

"Dear citizens of Velvet City, I, the Rod, am once again called upon to fight evil within our midst, but this time I cannot do it alone. I will need the fattest bubble butt in the city to win this battle."

Simon, er, The Rod, proceeded to feign an intensive search around the area, until directing his attention to Kelsie, still on her hands and eyes staring doe-eyed at the hero.

"You, fair maiden, what is your name?"

"Uh, Kelsie, Mr. The Rod"

"Well Kelsie, I have a very important question to ask you: would you like to become my Bubble Butt Girl Wonder?"

Kelsie, who normally would have snorted at such a ridiculous statement, actually started glowing with pride. Maybe it was the thought of fighting for truth and justice or the sight of The Rod's pillar of poundage that got her blood boiling, but in any case, she knew exactly what to say as she stood up from the ground.

"Yes, Mr. The Rod, I would love to be your one and only Bubble Butt Girl Wonder." Kelsie then gave a salute with her hand on her hip, swaying her fat ass left and right while biting her bottom lip. She knew she was supposed to be on a date with Simon, but when was the next time she would get to work with one of Velvet City's greatest heroes, she thought to herself.

"What about me, The Rod?" asked Carmen. "I mean, I could help too..." She really could too, having a massive beautiful bubble butt that just barely fit into her light blue gym shorts.

"Aren't you seeing a certain Simon Phatcok, young lady?" asked The Rod.

"Well, I, um, yeah but, haha, you know --" stammered Carmen, completely blindsided by The Rod's surprising knowledge of her personal life.

"I think a stunning, intelligent woman like yourself would be better off staying away from my line of work. But if you ever need my help, you just let my new Bubble Butt Girl Wonder know."

What the fuck, thought The Rod, I can't believe my half-assed plan is working. If I play this right, I'll be able to stuff my fat cock up both Kelsie's and Carmen's huge asses on a daily basis.

But before he could continue feeling proud of himself, a terrible laugh came from down the road.

"MWUHAHA!" roared the mysterious hostile.

"Ay dios mio, isn't anyone going to help me?" pleaded Carmia.

"Oh right, trouble! Bubble Butt Girl Wonder, it's time to spring into action." As if on cue, the Rod's cock sprung into full attention, stretching out to at least 20 inches in length. He then flew down to Kelsie, fully prepared to do his usual shtick of claiming the need to shove his penis up her butt for optimal flight. However, perhaps from his now faint initial desire to keep things slow with Kelsie, the Rod (Simon) decided instead to pull up her tights around her dirty reddened cheeks like an impromptu bikini bottom and slide his ass-pounder underneath like a sling.

Oh my fucking god, he's so big, thought Kelsie, as she couldn't help but take a peek back at her big butt sandwiching Velvet City's most renowned super-dick.

"Tally-ho!" cried the Rod, as he and his new sidechick, er, kick, bounded awkwardly over to the scene of the crime, with Kelsie dangling from his steel rod like a big butt newborn from a stork's beak.

When they arrived, a crowd had formed around Carmia's car smashed into a fire hydrant. And perched in the back seat was the innocent huge ass MILF, bound at her hands and feet, bent over the lap of the Rod's greatest (and currently only) enemy: Doctor Inchless.

"Well, well, took you long enough, Cocked Crusader!" sneered the half-inch weenie villain. "But you are just in time to see my greatest act of revenge come to fruition. Behold, the Super Spank!"

Inchless brandished what looked to be a big white glove, before snapping it tightly across his right hand.

"With this glove, each spank delivered upon this harlot of the city will puff up her prized butt cheeks approximately 2 inches out, while simultaneously leaving her with an insatiable desire for a big hard cock up her sweet Latina ass. When the cruel irony hits that not even the biggest cock in this accursed city can reach her warm, inviting butthole, she will go absolutely mad!"

Everyone gasped. Carmen, just arriving on the scene, screamed, "You monster!"

"To keep it short, Rod" -- and he does keep it short in more ways than one -- "if I cannot have her ass, no one can."

"Let me go, you sad little man," yelled Carmia, whose ass was already an absurd size, practically bursting from her tight blue jeans, which Carmen had begged her not to wear, on account of them being decades old, with the fade and stretch to show. The water from the hydrant bursting all over her luscious caramel body only accentuated this fact.

"I'll show you sad, bitch!" Inchless then laid down the first earth-shattering spank across the MILF beauty's rear.

"Ayyy, mi culo!" moaned Carmia, as the glove's effects quickly took hold. Her ass began to grow like a bubble, causing little tears to appear in her jeans. The sound of her pants barely holding on was echoed by the myriad of horny men whose cocks had begun to jump in their pants for a chance to, in a sense, un-Sword-in-the-Stone the bubble butt Mami.

Inchless spanked her again. By this time, Carmia's hormones were already running wild.

"oooo si, papi, estoy caliente -- follar mi culo!" Inchless's glasses were starting to fog up, as even his sad little prick perked into action. This set him off into a frenzy of spanks -- smack, smack, SMACK!

"oh god, you fucking whore!" Inchless screamed as he tore off the glove and, with a sudden burst of strength, placed Carmia such that her culo gordo was hanging off the trunk of her car.