Naked Gymnast Weekend - Pt. 01

"Yeah," Chico chimed in. "I hate this stupid thing, man!"

None of us were actually all that close to being drunk. There was a certain tension and excitement keeping us alert and in the moment. But I was feeling loose and a bit silly. And I knew that I was the only one holding them back.

"Okay," I announced, my voice louder than expected. "When I count three..."

"God," Tony said. "What is this...a gameshow contest?"

I ignored the comment, full of my own importance. "One," I held my finger up theatrically, "Two..."

Chico began lifting his pert ass off the cushion.

"Un-un-un!" I wagged my finger. ".... wait for it!"

"Shit!" Chico frowned, looking at Tony and rolling his eyes.

"THREE!"

And before I could even pull out my elastic waistband, I saw a blur of white flying through the air as Tony and Chico heaved their jocks into the middle of the rug. I wondered how they managed to be so quick.

Chico let out a huge, dramatic sigh.

"Jesus! FINALLY!" Tony shouted. "God DAMN!"

I still felt all modest, beer or no beer. I didn't dare look over at them, and sat deep into the chair, keeping my thighs together while drinking some more.

"THAT'S better!" Chico sighed again.

I glanced his way only to discover him making a point of jiggling loose his heavy-hanging suede-skinned balls. His thick, fat-headed dick heaved about like a sexy salami against his big gymnast thighs.

Tony laughed, taking a swig. "You sure it's all there, Chico? --nothing missing?"

I laughed then, too, nervously eyeing the little man's incredible endowment.

Chico shrugged, looking annoyed. "Go ahead and tease! You're just jealous," he said back.

"Oh, I don't know," Tony replied. He simply spread his muscular, hairy thighs. His beefsteak-of-a-cock fell thickly down onto balls so generous, they were pooled on the sofa cushion. "SHOULD I be jealous, Jordie?"

I swallowed, not able to speak. A jolt of current lit up my naked crotch. "Jesus," I whispered.

"I take it back," Chico said quickly, mouth open in awe.

"You're looking pretty modest over there, Jensen, I must say..." Tony smiled slyly at me. "It's not like we've never seen it, you know."

"I know that" I said quickly, still not able to relax. I swallowed some beer. "I didn't think this would end up being a naked 'show and tell', that's all," I muttered.

"Come on," Chico grinned. "it's all good!" He spread his furry thighs even wider and scooted forward till his balls tumbled down below the edge of the cushion. It was so erotically lewd I blushed, and Tony laughed.

I could feel myself blushing worse--plus, if I'd waited any longer, I'd have wound-up showing off a fully tilting boner. So, torn between keeping my legs clamped shut and being caught with a huge erection, I suddenly found myself just standing right up.

"Wow," Chico and Tony both said in awe at the same time.

"W-What?" I wondered, following their eyes down between my legs.

My big-domed, half-hard dong was swaying out in the room--filling fast--the mushroom head becoming taut and shiny. I felt my low hangers grazing the blond fleece on my thighs. Erotic charges raced up my spine.

"None of us should be jealous of anything," Tony said, letting out a breathy whistle.

"Look at his big cock!" Chico said. "And look at those super BALLS!", actually pointing.

"I am, man--I AM!" Tony whispered, his eyes following my dick's every pulse and swelling tock upwards.

"Oh God," I shuddered, the feelings leaving me slightly faint.

I sat down, my nuts smacking the cushion, making me wince. I kept my legs spread, swallowing beer for support.

When I looked back finally, both Chico and Tony were throwing rods of their own. They were sitting back, staring at mine and one another's, the sight of all our maleness pumping hot blood into their cocks.

"Holy crow," I said. "We're all springing hardons!"

"Told you!" Chico said, his eyes going back-and-forth between our legs. "You aren't the only one who gets all hot!"

"GodDAMN," Tony said. "Your schlongs are big enough when they're soft--but Holy Crow--just look at those bad boys!" he whistled.

"Look who's talking," I stared at Tony's roaring, blunt-nosed guided missile. "It's a wonder you have any blood left in the rest of your body!"

"You like MY big cock?" Chico grinned, levering the huge thing up at us.

"Jesus, that's huge!" I swallowed, waves of horniness rising from my balls.

"Stand up," Tony smiled at Chico. "I want to see if it makes you fall over!"

Chico's smile was all teeth as he bounced out of his chair. His cock was as tanned as his body. Still not quite rigid, it levered straight out from his black bush, the huge helmet head a deep mauve.

"It's--it's like a third ARM," I breathed.

Chico laughed with delight and used his hips to roughly fling it from side-to-side. It was so big the giant head nearly went beyond his hips when it slapped.

"OOOooooh!" Chico squeezed his eyes shut. "--feels so sexy!" He kept swivelling his hips, his cock growing stiffer as it jounced around, wildly tossing and careening. Chico dug under his balls and felt into the crease of his ass, his eyes glazing-over--like he was in his own blissed-out world.

My cock was aching to be fisted, but I didn't dare.

"Que hermoso! Que Rico!" he moaned, hip-swinging his jutting cock all over the place, sensuously making love to his own body with his small hands. Tony and I looked at one another, mouths open.

The little man's muscled, latte-toned body rippled and flexed. His lightly furred tits curved radically out from his collarbone, his dark, wide-circled nipples all stiff. He kept rubbing over them with his palms. But all I could see was that curvaceous, rigid, banana-sized cock thrusting lewdly out into the room.

When he finally snapped out of it, he let out a breathy laugh and sat back down, gazing admiringly at his enormous erection. It speared-up well beyond his navel, wreathed by his hunky bush. A thick and pulsing vein snaked up its hot length, his tennis-sized balls mounded at the base. "Oh man! I'm sooooo horny!" he crowed.

"No shit," Tony said wryly.

"Aren't YOU??" Chico's eyes were all pupil and slitted in lust, his hands squeezing his heavy balls.

"I sure am NOW," I muttered, not knowing where the hell all this was heading.

"I want to jerk-off real BADDDD!" Chico moaned, staring at Tony's roaring erection.

"Not in HERE, you're not!" I said, imagining streaks of cum shooting over the furniture.

Once again, I was putting the brakes on things. The truth was, I needed to whack-off as much as Chico did. My balls were so blue Chico's obscene display only made it worse.

"The sun's going down," Tony said. "Even if someone were around, they wouldn't see us." His cock was helplessly hard.

"You mean outdoors?" I imagined the three of us out in the front yard.

"Come on, Jordan," Tony sounded exasperated. "We're not gonna stand around the bathroom SINK, for Christ's sake!" He laughed in frustration. "There's nothing but woods out in the back--we've gotta do SOMETHING, here!"

"I-I've never beat-off in front of anyone before," I said then. "I don't know if I can, even."

Tony looked at me like I was hopelessly inhibited--which was exactly how I felt--and then laughed a little. "Well, okay then," he said. "Let's have a little horny contest!"

"Oh, great," I muttered.

"What KIND of contest?" Chico looked both eager and tortured--like he was trying like crazy not to just grab his overheated cock and go at it.

Tony looked slyly at us. "We'll go out in the back..."

"...like this..." Chico said firmly, looking at me.

"Of COURSE, like this," Tony said. "We couldn't put jeans on now if we wanted to!"

"Continue, please," Chico said.

"And the only way we're allowed to get off is without using our hands," Tony looked at Chico and me, grinning like it was just the greatest idea.

"You're crazy, Rosario!" I said.

"Shit," Chico said, glaring at Tony. "We'll rub ourselves on a tree? Are you serious?"

Tony wagged his finger at him. "No. No rubbing on anything." He laughed. "You have to cum hands free." He paused a bit, then laughed again. "AND--the first guy who DOES blow, has to do whatever the other two say--AND... the NEXT guy to cum has to do what the winner tells him to do!"

"That is very stupid!" Chico crossed his arms, pouting.

"Come on, Chico," Tony got up, his meaty rod swaying into the room. "It'll be fun!"

"Always scheming, aren't you, Rosario?" I looked out the window. There were purple shadows spreading on the ground and under the trees, but it was still bright and sunny.

When I stood up, my hard, big-headed dick felt close to popping as it was, making me not really care who was the first--I just wanted relief. "Let's go, Chico," I headed for the back door. "I'll switch on the hot tub, so at least we can all get warm after Tony loses!"

And I was very glad I did start up the tub because the air outdoors was crisp and autumnal. In fact, the second I stepped onto the back porch, I wished I'd hit the switch sooner.

"Aie carajo!" Chico yelled. "--it's FREEZING out here!"

"That dick of yours alone will keep us all warm," Tony said, holding his hands out as if were a heater.

"Very funny!" Chico muttered, walking down the steps after me, huge cock thwacking his abs.

We stood on the ground-level cedar deck, me peering into the surrounding woods. I was certain everyone I knew --including my family--was hidden among the pines spying on us. That thought alone was softening-up my erection. I had visions of this being an exercise in futility. There was something about being hardon-naked and outdoors that was unnerving.

Suddenly Chico was heading back up the steps and into the cabin. "We need more beers," he said, sounding annoyed.

"Oh HO!" I looked down at Tony. "I'm not the only one having trouble!"

"It's c-cold out here!" Tony said, huge cock bending a little, the big head bobbing downwards.

We looked at the turquoise glow of the lit-up tub, wishing it were already hot.

"You feel stupid--being naked like this?" Tony asked, his voice being carried off by the chilled breezes, his dark, Italian face strong and handsome. I appreciated the question.

I shook my head, the beer making me a bit dizzy. "It actually is fun! --more fun than I want to admit."

"You're a cool guy," Tony said then.

"I'm cool??" I laughed. "Yeah, right."

Tony looked me up-and-down. "I really dig you and Chico."

I laughed a bit. "He's a wild little dude when he's all turned-on, huh?" wondering when he'd come back out. "You two make me loosen up--I'm such a...."

"...hey--you're just a guy," Tony interrupted. "We're all just guys-- raised to think our dicks are only meant to pee with!"

I heard the clinking of bottles coming from the cabin.

"Yours--yours is really...." I glanced between Tony's big, furry thighs.

"...Yeah?" Tony's voice dropped as he followed my eyes.

"--well, it's beautiful," I heard myself half-whisper.

"Oh, Jeez!" Tony looked up at me. "Coming from you, man...."

"Sorry," Chico said, kicking open the screen door. "I couldn't find the stupid opener!"

We both turned--our moment interrupted--to see Chico clutching three beers, bouncing down the stairs, meaty cock slapping his balls. He looked impossibly hung for a guy his size--yet with his muscular body, his equipment only made him that much more virile, regardless of height.

We stood in a loose circle, the late October sun trying to provide some warmth. It felt odd being outdoors--smelling the pines, hearing the jays, feeling the fall breezes ruffling our hair and whipping around our naked cocks. We clinked bottles while looking around, the power of the tall trees and the sound of the wind in their branches making me wish we were back in the intimacy of the front room.

"I told you this was very stupid!" Chico muttered. "It's so cold, our cocks are drooping!"

"Yeah, but yours looks sexy when it's soft," Tony said, staring into Chico's cockbush-blessed crotch.

"Really?" Chico's dark eyes brightened as he examined himself.

"It's real fat and studly like that," I said in agreement.

"You think so, Jordan?" Chico kept staring down at his thickening tool.

"Look at the big head on it!" I said. "I wish my cockhead was hot-looking like yours."

"Oh, wow!" Chico said. "Your words are making it tingle!" He looked at my dick. "Your cock is even bigger than mine--so's your cockhead."

"Maybe. But it's pink. You and Tony have nice, dark ones, man!"

Chico drank some beer, then went back to staring. "Wow--this is real sexy talk," he said. "I never thought you'd be saying stuff like this, Jordie!"

"I can't help it," I said. "Fuck! Big, fat, horny cocks out here in the woods....no one but us..." I swigged my beer, "....me looking at your sweet, Latino bush and sweet huge balls..."

"Ohhhhh!" Chico squeezed his thighs, making his cockhead suddenly bloom. The deep lip around it flared, which opened the hole like a mouth.

"Oh, Jeez," Tony said. "Watching your hot cocks fill is making me horny as hell, man," he stared.

A tense silence fell over us as waves of feeling plumped up our balls. Our three dicks began pulsing--poking straight out and quickly jerking higher. Our huge nuts mounded as they gave away skin to feed our twitching, erecting rods.

"Too bad we can't touch them," I said. "I'd love to play with your big hard dongs!"

"Oh!" Chico shuddered a little, his cock suddenly turning solid. "If I could touch yours, I would shoot my cum!"

His horny talk hit my balls with such thrills, my erecting dick throbbed to a full-blown hardon.

"Oh, Jeez, me TOO!" Tony said, staring at my glassy-smooth knob. "Your blond bush makes me crazy, man. It's like a sexy haystack around your huge naked cock, man. It's a real man's bush!"

I shivered with horniness, afraid to even look at Tony's vein-bloated rod. "Oh, Jesus," I whispered, unable to take my eyes off their hot dicks. "I just want to reach out both hands and rub your two big cocks all over my tits --makes me so fuckin' horny! --I don't know what to do!"

Chico's knees bent, his hips tilting upward. A drool of clear candy spurt over his nearly purple cockhead. "You're--you're gonna make me shoot!"

"Oh FUCK," Tony stared at the sight, his mouth slack with lust. His giant rod reared-back and drooled pre-cum down its sides.

"Shit," I muttered in lusty awe. "I just want to taste that sexy juice, man--rub it all over my face!" My own dick felt live-wired--directly connected to theirs. I gasped to feel my inner muscles flexing, pulsing out my own spurt of pre-cum.

"S-shut up!" Chico said. "You're....it's...!" He looked shaken --too worked-up to speak. His thighs were trembling, his hips involuntarily thrusting his horny cock out at us.

"Oh YEAH!" Tony's voice was husky. "Make it blow, man..."

"...oh, give it to me," I heard myself utter, moving in closer. "Shoot it all over my naked cock, baby!"

Chico's eyes rolled back, his mouth slack. A groan escaped his Latino lips. And then he was moaning, his entire body flexing and spasming, his cock quivering out at me. It was monstrous in its arousal.

An astonished look crossed his cute face, followed by a little gasp. "Oh!" he said.

And a rope of steamy jizz sailed out, splatting my thigh.

Seconds later, I heard Tony suddenly grunt, and turned just in time to see his head fall back, and a gusher of cum fountain from his raging cock. The sight was too much. Horny thrills seized my swollen balls. They nearly snapped up inside my body, leaving me feeling helpless, taken-over, out-of-control.

"Uhhh!" I grunted. A jet of spermy jizz thundered up my shaft, hurling out the bulging cockhead. I stared at the bucking bronco as if it weren't my own.

Just as it splashed Chico's hunky tits, a second spurt hit the little man's bicep. I stared in whimpering fascination as cumshot after cumshot spattered Chico's naked muscles. "Oh--oh God!" I panted. "Jesus!"

We laughed in breathy gasps, staring at all the jizz sliding down Chico's torso. We couldn't really speak--too dazed by the after-shocks--and just watched our slippery, wet cocks loll around, dripping cum. And then finally--in horny, lust-hungry need--we all fisted out the last shuddering spurts.